I will get to that thing my kid said, but first I have to set it up.
Remember when I had The Ugly Contest? No? You really should come around more often.
I really do like the products. I think they are easy to use and of a professional grade quality. My mother-in-law even said so. She’s a dental hygienist. When I got the products in the mail, she looked a little bit annoyed. She said that companies like Smile Brilliant were going to put dentist offices out of business because people could just whiten their teeth at home. What makes this company different than many is that you actually make impressions of your teeth, send it in and wait for them to send you back a tray that matches your teeth perfectly.
We went to visit family one afternoon. Kids are pretty bad about personal space. He was all up in it with my relative. He leaned into her after staring at her teeth for a long, awkward moment and asked as innocently as he possibly could, “WHY YOU JUST EAT BUTTER?”
He said she just ate BUTTER.
Like, a stick of butter.
The kid was telling the truth, though. Her teeth weren’t white or anywhere near it, really. They were a nice shade of YELLA and there’s no way around it. So yellow, in fact, that a little boy thought she had smeared butter over her teeth.
That’s bad. That’s real bad.
As you might imagine, especially if you are a parent yourself, that wasn’t the first of embarrassing things my kids have said. In fact, I made a list of the top 9 ones for NickMom once called “The Top 9 Most Embarrassing Things My Kids Have Said While The Person Was Standing RIGHT THERE”. Maybe you can relate?
If you’d like to get your hands on Smile Brilliant’s products, which are, seriously, like being at a dentist and getting your teeth whitened, except without all the drool, then check their website and check them out on Facebook. You will not be disappointed!
This post was sponsored by Smile Brilliant.
Wanna talk? We use Facebook to do that now because spammers are fartknockers. Have you ever used a teeth whitening product? Has your child ever said anything embarrassing? Have you ever really embarrassed your parents? We need to hear all of it.