I'm all about Pinterest lately. I used to look at it with disdain. Now, I want to give it a high-five. No, a full on embrace. I know I'm not the only one. Obviously, women are crawling all over the thing. They're everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Soon, the word will get out, though, and I have to believe that others will begin to feel the power that is Pinterest.
Not just dads. Or grandfathers. Or your very advanced toddler.
No, I'm talking about other others.
Others that don't care at all about paint colors.
Or recipes.
Or ways to organize spice racks.
Or teaching children to read.
Or some e-cards.
Or obeying the law.
Or staying out of jail.
Soon, there will be a whole ugly underbelly to Pinterest.
Soon, there will be...
I just know it.
So, since it is inevitable, I thought I might as well move it along.
You just know the criminals who are bound to open Pinterest accounts have NO CLUE how to make cute graphics. (And, you're right, neither do I.) Why should we just hog all of this information to ourselves?
(If you are one of those underbelly-ers or if you happen to know one, please know that these graphics are absolutely free of charge. It was really no problem!)
Here are my first few pins below. I have a feeling these are the topics those guys will want to cover once they jump into the Pinterest fold. I'm trying to have a bunch on hand so there is not a long wait list once they start throwing requests my way. You don't want to make criminals wait on a wait list, if you know what I mean. It could get ugly.
What do you think?
What other pins should I have ready??
(If there is a particular crime that you are mingling in right now, please let me know. I'd be happy to whip something up to fit your specific needs.)
Happy pinning!
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My graphic "The Best (And Worst) Pieces of Birthday Cake To Get" is went up over at NickMom yesterday. Thanks in advance to all who pop over to see and/or share it. I appreciate it very much! Have a great weekend!!
12 comments:
Mine aren't so much criminal as lazy mom. How about "Five places to hide in your own home where your kids can't find you" or "10 Easy Dinners that will make your husband think you cooked when you were actually on the internet all day" or "3 Hairstyles to hide the fact that you didn't wash your hair today." Just make sure you don't put these on your private board. We'll all need the tips. Great post!
See, you're joking, but it's quite important to keep meth labs tidy - with all those chemicals about, cleanliness is next to godliness. And survivingness. And yet you've neglected to provide actual meth lab cleaning guidelines. WHY MUST YOU TAUNT CRIMINALS SO?
Hahah... I did not expect this when I first read the title. I'm not sure what I expected, but let's hope pinterest never actually comes down to this... but now that there's secret boards, who knows.
Those are so so funny! The meth lab one- lots of vacuuming. And no I am not disclosing how I know that ;)
How about 5 Places You Can Sell Your Children To Gypsies. That would go over well I think!
The meth lab one is hilarious!
Also? Your cake post was funny (and true!)
This was great and was thinking what about making chloroform, because you know that is on every psycho's wish list. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Awesome and thanks for the laugh today!!
Haaaaaaaaa!!!
Hahahaha!! Your readers comments are as funny as the post. I'm just learning to get around pinterest so once I fall in love, I'm sure I'll be able to better relate to ...THE INEVITABLE.Lol.
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Love your blog and title.
I have resisted the lure of Pinterest so far. My sister and her daughters are huge fans and junkies. I'm fighting the pull like crazy....I already spend way too much time on the internet!
You're too funny. :)
You, my friend? Are a genius. An. Evil. Genius.
I think I accidently started the "Dark Side" movement today, with my post http://kimberliah.com/2013/01/14/my-kid-is-an-asshole/ ... I actually got an angry comment from some lady that I assume didn't realize that it was a humor piece... So, ummm... if I did, sorry about that :/
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