Y'all, I am SO excited to see Lady Gaga look like this:
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And not like this:
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I't's not the gold fingers business she's got working on her hand that I like or the lobster hat I dislike (but, yeah, um...), IT'S THE HAIR.
I so love it.
She looks BEAUTIFUL as a brunette, right? I realize she's got some red overtones working there, but...she's closer to a brunette than to a blonde. And I like it. Maybe that is because SHE IS A BRUNETTE. Ever since I saw her on YouTube as Stephanie Germanotta, I have wondered why she just couldn't stay that way. After all, she was BORN THAT WAY.
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Miss Thang was born a brunette with absolutely amazing vocal talent, but then she became a meat dress wearing blonde with absolutely amazing vocal talent. Listen to her sing without becoming distracted by a huge bubble on her head or fake lobster perched in her bangs or something.
Breathtaking.
She's still as talented as she was then, of course, she was just, um, less distracting.
Maybe you like distracting. Maybe you are going to take issue with me calling "Lady Gaga" out for wearing a large silver lobster in her hair.
Oh, well.
Back to the blonde business.
I read once that she became blonde to set herself apart from Amy Winehouse. Apparently, people used to confuse the two artists. That shouldn't happen anymore. Somewhere along the way, she changed her hair color and decided to wear feathers all around her face.
There is nothing wrong with bird nests on your face or with the hair color blonde, of course. My oldest son is blonde. My husband is blonde. The lady that checked me out at Walgreens the other day was blonde and she was super nice. Blonde is great, but I sometimes get a little testy when the Brunette Team loses one to the Blondes. I mean, total brunette. Mousy brown (can there be a more awful name for a hair color besides "dish water blonde"?) totally gets a free pass for becoming a blonde. But, if you are an outright brunette that becomes a blonde, much like Ms. Germanotta here, I take issue. WE NEED YOU ON THE BRUNETTE TEAM! Why have you switched sides????
Why does everything need to be all about the blondes? Blonde, blonde, blonde. Blondes have more fun. Blonde-dike bars. James Blonde. Mini-blondes. Blonde, blonde, blonde...
If you are a total brunette and turn into a total blonde for, like, ever, I will wonder why you are no longer batting with the brunette team. I will write you many letters and then destroy them out of nervousness asking you why you left the Brunettes to join the Blondes. I will review speeches in front of mirrors to recite to you should we happen to meet on the street. Expect me to break down and barely succeed in getting out through my relentless tears, "What...is...wrong...with...brown? We...do...have....fun. See? I'm...***extra long sobbing spell***...having...fun....right...now..."
Shortly after that, I will produce the two wrinkled and crumpled pictures of Stephanie Gaga, I mean, Lady Germanotta, no, no, no, no, no...oh, you know what I mean, from my pocket and ask which look was your favorite. Try your best to ignore my repeated shoving of the brunette picture in your face and please answer honestly.
Which hair color would you pick for her
if you HAD to choose one?
*Continues shoving brunette picture in your face*
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20 comments:
She does suit the brown hair better than the blonde :) x
I definitely prefer the brunette - it's much more natural. I've never been a fan of the fake blonde; I even liked Marilyn Monroe better as a brunette.
I saw this picture in the paper, and I totally think she should be brunette! Her hair looks great this way!
Wow! I never knew she was like this and now I think I love her more.
She is such a talented and amazing artist.
Truthfully I don't find her very attractive blonde or brunette, but generally when it comes to hair colour I prefer the colour that goes with a persons skin tone.
But my favourite look on women is always short hair, and I know that's not the norm.
I am with you on your post today about Lacy Gaga. Love her closer to a brunette than the blonde. I watched her last year on her Thanksgiving special with Tony Bennett and thought what a wonderful and talented singer she truly is, but the brunette hair really does suit her better and just can't help but love that new picture of her.
Funny post! And, of course, brunette.
Why did Gaga have to become outrageous and hit the bottle, the hair dye bottle, that is, to become famous when she has talent like that?
That question will probably have to be figured out by brunettes with lobster hats on their foreheads. Best of both worlds. (And why yes, that was a Hannah Montana reference.)
Ellen
I couldn't agree more - she looks amazing as a brunette. I like being brunette myself. I'll admit, I wouldn't mind trying out blonde, but I've never gone through with it yet, and I don't think I'd want to do it forever. Even if I would have more fun.
Love your piece on Gaga, great video! Whatever her hair color or style of the day is, she's always entertaining.
I'd go with brunette - she does look better that way (IMHO) but I also might be a teense biased. Why does everyone desert our team?!?!?
I get so annoyed when the true brunettes turn on their sisters. It's just wrong. And yah, Gaga looks SOOOO much better with brown hair. She looks pretty instead of scary.
Is it wrong that I kinda snickered when you said "That shouldn't happen anymore" about Winehouse?
Yes, it's wrong. sorry.
If your hair looks like a bird's nest do you run the risk of a bird landing on your face? Just askin'.
Answering honestly--I love the brunette! I always read about Stephanie Germanotta and feel somehow sad for how much she changed. I'm a fan of the current look--gold fingers and all!
She is totally meant to be a brunette. She looks great in that first picture. Hey I'm a brunette! Go brown! :)
Gooooo, TEAM BROWN! *spirit fingers*
Gooooo, TEAM BROWN! *spirit fingers*
Oh my garsh, look at all these link ups.
this is gettin' huge, girl. (That's what she said)
Her Original songs were so much better than the ones on the radio. My friend and I were just talking about how much better she looks with some meat below the skin and with dark hair, she may not get the whole tranny mix up now...
Loooove that Gaga woman!!
Gorgeous in brown hair.
the video is great...I haven't seen that one. She's a super star.
Superb.
I completely vote for the brunette! I think she has an amazing voice and so much of that other stuff just gets in the way.
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