#1 Both us carry really big bags. Mine just happen to be under my eyelids.
#2 Weight Watchers. I joined once. Okay, twice. I may have joined three times. I know about points. Jessica knows about points. There you go.
#3 An orange $9,000+ Hermes Birkin bag was given to both of us as a birthday present this year, except when I say "Hermes Birkin bag", I mean it for Jessica and I don't for me. (I mean some stuff from Bath & Body Works for me.)
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#4 WE ARE BOTH FROM TEXAS.
#5 We both have two hands AND two feet.
#6 She famously asked "Is this chicken or is this tuna?" about a can of Chicken of the Sea and I asked the same question, only I asked it about my meal at KFC.
#7 If we hear the word "baby weight" and "lose" in the same sentence one more time, we are going to remove *our super, super, super high/expensive heels, go all Daniel Caruso on the person who said it and crane kick them in the nose. (*Jessica will actually be the only one wearing heels. I will be wearing the flat shoes I bought last week at Target.)
#8 Jessica can't name one of my big hit songs and I can't name one of hers.
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This is too cute by far #8 is my favorite and #5 a close second
You and Jessica! Practically identical twins!
LOL! I can't name one of her songs either. Dang it! But I did watch her marriage reality show, and loved it. *snicker*
Why have I never noticed the resemblance before? You're totally the same, except for the fact that you're awesomer.
The first and last ones made me giggle out loud a little. And I'm sitting in a quiet office with other people. Oops :p
I read "Daniel Caruso" as "David Caruso" and then pictured you all dramatic wearing sunglasses inside a la CSI: Miami.
Anyway, don't forget that she used to date an NFL football player and you've (probably) watched an NFL football game before. The similarities never end!
Hahaha! Oh my gosh! You guys are practically twins! ;)
I hope you've come clean and there aren't any other similarities between you and Jessica. I don't imagine she can type.
Loved it! especially #8!
Love it! Too funny! Thanks for the laughs.
Love your "as written by a ..." at nickmom but I can never comment over there. It tells me blahblahblah set up nic account. When I try and do that it tells me I already have one, and then when I try to log in it says, "You need to create one."
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Hilarious.
Hysterical! You should tweet this to her! She'd love knowing she has a twin!
I also thought you meant the guy on the CSI Miami show but I thought you meant you'd take your sunglasses off and lean over in a threatening way and say something in a very serious no nonsense tone of voice close to my ear.
Also I think I could be a twin of hers/yours too - except for the Birkin bag & my 'baby weight' has been hanging around for a really long time now since I am now a grandma to that baby's 2 kids. But other than that yeah totally twins & I have brown eyes too!
Ha! I love it...
Well done! I'm fairly upset she cannot remember your hit songs. I don't remember hers either?
Bags under the eyelids? HHAHAHAHAH....
Oh I hate Jessica Simpson and her ugly faces she makes when she sings.
You are HILARIOUS Kelley! Thanks for the smiles.
You two are definitely twisted sisters!! LUCKY. I am jealous
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