#2 He takes them to all the good restaurants he frequents during the week.
#3 He sleeps with them extra close.
#4 He cares where they are at all times, even when he first wakes up.
#5 He is always buying them the latest things.
#6 He laughs at all their jokes.
#7 He is always buying them new clothes, like pretty Otter Boxes.
#8 He is always tending to their needs. (“Are you only at 4%? You poor precious!”)
#9 He would save it first if we were both hanging off a cliff.
**Disclosure: This post was inspired by my selfish love for my Verizon 4G LTE Incredible. Don’t tell my husband, but I might save it first, too. Just kidding. Quit your judging. I am part of the Verizon Wireless Ambassador program and have been provided with a wireless device and 3 months of service in exchange for my honest opinions about the product.**