#1 He talks to them more.
#2 He takes them to all the good restaurants he frequents during the week.
#3 He sleeps with them extra close.
#4 He cares where they are at all times, even when he first wakes up.
#5 He is always buying them the lastest things.
#6 He laughs at all their jokes.
#7 He is always buying them new clothes, like pretty Otter Boxes.
#8 He is always tending to their needs. ("Are you only at 4%? You poor precious!")
#9 He would save it first if we were both hanging off a cliff.

**Disclosure: This post was inspired by my selfish love for my Verizon 4G LTE Incredible. Don't tell my husband, but I might save it first, too. Just kidding. Quit your judging. I am part of the Verizon Wireless Ambassador program and have been provided with a wireless device and 3 months of service in exchange for my honest opinions about the product.**






















12 comments:
I always love your writing and now I love your artwork too. :)
Nah, I'd safe my wife first. Hopefully she'd hang on the the iPad though.
I love this so much, and need to send my boyfriend the link.
Hahaha! I hear you! My husband always complains about how much I'm on mine, but he uses his computer just as, if not more, often!
Oh this is so very true!! Love your artwork! :)
Very cute drawing! ha Sounds like my husband with his iPhone!
Too funny, Kelly- and they all have a ring of truth!
I do refer to my husband's phone as his "precious". I think he's just waiting for the day when it's legal to marry electronic devices and then he will leave me...
oh no, sometimes that's me, LOL
#8 made me snort...
Oh my God. I would fall off the cliff!! I love my iPhone so I can't blame him
Oh my God. I would fall off the cliff!! I love my iPhone so I can't blame him
Totally get this! ha!
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