Babies and toddlers have the CUTEST diapers decorated with Elmo, Mickey Mouse, flowers and even Caillou, but, tell me, what do the elderly get on (not IN!) their Depends, hmmm?! NOTHING. A big fat nothing. Day in and day out they slide into their big, stark white (not for long), plain, plain, PLAIN gigantic diaper with absolutely no flair. So, the point of this post is to make my case and then offer a solution.
They even get to wear diapers that look like jeans!!
FYI, babies that are brought up wearing denim diapers grow up to wear pajama jeans. Not taking a stand either way on the pajama jeans. Just trying to keep it real (and make a subtle statement about pajama jeans).
But, back to the point of this post, WHY, I ask you, do those who depend on Depends not have more exciting options? This is 2011!
THAT HAS ALL CHANGED.
We've polled old people across the land to figure out what they love most and stuck it on the front of their adult diaper. This is just the beginning, folks. I am allowing you to get on the ground floor with this one and chime in with your suggestions on patterns and features that will make these Dependz (with a "z" to demonstrate a different flair, if you will) the talk of every Bingo hall, nursing home, mall walking club and church function out there. We are so excited to finally show you our first 4 styles for women! Men styles are still in the planning phase.
|Your grandmother is going to yell "BINGO!!!" when she runs into these babies at her local grocery store.|
|Fox News can make an older person's heart sing, so I fully expect some "Hallelujah"s to spring forth from behind a walker when these are spotted on the CVS shelves.|