|I obviously forgot the oversized purse.|
With each additional square, that woman is becoming more and more cocky. You are probably not going to want to get into any kind of disagreement with a woman who has climbed all of the levels and is now carrying a small dog. They both will probably yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap right in your face, or not talk to you at all.
When I was in college, I had a temporary job downtown. The job was at a nice office, so I liked wearing a skirt and heels. One day as I strutted my stuff with quick glances in mirrored office buildings to make sure my skirt hadn’t twisted sideways and didn’t have any “runners” in my hose (remember those?), my heel got caught in the crack of the sidewalk while I kept walking. I had to run back, force my way through the crowd and put my shoe back on like a freakshow. My bar graph pretty much folded up like a collapsible cup then.
If you don’t believe what I am telling you about this Female Arrogance Meter, let me show you Victoria Beckham before and after the transformation.
Obviously, you don’t have to be arrogant to be confident. In less than 30 minutes, get all of that stuff listed on the bar graph, and BAM!, you will feel ready to take on the entire world. (If you have only time for two, for goodness sakes, chew gum and put on some sunglasses.)
If you have anything to add to the Female Arrogance Meter, please let me know as I am constantly making adjustments to my scientific inventions.