Mr. Clean & I are getting engaged today!!

If there is one thing I'm obsessed with, it's your smile. Also, your jokes. Your funny, funny jokes. And really everything about you. After that?

Mr. Clean.

I love the man and I love his Magic Erasers. Because of this obsession, I'm over at This Blogger Makes Fun of Stuff asking him to marry me right now. Think of that blog post like a jumbotron at a baseball game. There is me on the left side of the screen on one knee and to my left is this man:

The love of my life, Mr. Clean.
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So, please, join us in this happy moment in our lives as we go forward as husband & wife (fingers crossed!) by clicking HERE. Also? Keep the whole engagement on the down low. My current husband would be crushed. Maybe.

18 comments:

Monkey Man said... [Reply]: Some say I look like a young Mr. Clean....without the earring.; September 19, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Monkey Man said... [Reply]: Oh yeah, and without those creepy white eyebrows, too.; September 19, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Shelly said... [Reply]: If he'd come work at my house, I'd marry him, too-; September 19, 2011 at 10:28 AM
AllenTesch said... [Reply]: So say I'm like Mr. Clean, except I can't clean for shit.; September 19, 2011 at 12:33 PM
TS Hendrik said... [Reply]: That was a great post. I love those magic erasers too. They're like some kind of black magic of awesomeness.; September 19, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Eva Gallant said... [Reply]: Well, at least the Tidy Bowl man is still available!; September 19, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Eva Gallant said... [Reply]: Well, at least the Tidy Bowl man is still available!; September 19, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Megan (Best of Fates) said... [Reply]: Who can resist that white t-shirt?

(Answer: no one); September 19, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Crystal Pistol said... [Reply]: Did you know those magic erasers even get crusty boogers off the walls? It's true. Tried and true. :); September 19, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Annabelle said... [Reply]: You're getting sloppy seconds sister. I cleaned every inch of my house this weekend and made Mr. Clean my bitch!; September 19, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Saimi said... [Reply]: HA! Kelley what a crack up! I had to think for a minute cause I used Mr. Clean in one of my sarcastic posts about our aging custodian and let me tell you, he didn't come with magic erasers!; September 19, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Susan in the Boonies said... [Reply]: He's MINE, I tell ya!; September 19, 2011 at 6:56 PM
MamaMash said... [Reply]: My husband is totally going to look like Mr. Clean when he gets older. Hot.; September 19, 2011 at 9:31 PM
My Inner Chick said... [Reply]: ---Mr. Clean has always freaked me out...Not sure why. I think he's a pediphile.
-But I love those magic erasers. x; September 19, 2011 at 10:12 PM
SoMo Mom said... [Reply]: I just left you a comment at the other site... I promise I'm not drinking.; September 19, 2011 at 10:16 PM
Yvonne said... [Reply]: Mr. Clean gives Fabuloso a run for his money! hehehe; September 19, 2011 at 10:29 PM
Cindi said... [Reply]: You crack me up girl!; September 20, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Pearl said... [Reply]: Any man who cleans is a (potential) man of mine!

Of course, there's that whole "current husband" thing. Pffft.

Pearl; September 20, 2011 at 8:53 AM