Please, everyone come on in to the Break Room for our meeting. So glad you could make it! There is some space to sit on the floor in front of the vending machine and close to really sweaty Gabe. Gabe is the new custodian soley responsible for dusting off that lone orange chair you see at the top right of the Break Room. Please give Gabe a warm welcome, but wash your hands thoroughly after giving him a high five! Rest assured, we will fire Gabe as soon possible. Welcome, Gabe!
On today's meeting agenda are THREE things that I wanted to let you know...
They love their moustaches.