I'll give you a second to answer. Okay, the second is up. Are they true? SNOPE, they are all FALSE! As hard as this might be for your aunt to believe, these just are not true. These crazy legends wouldn't flood our e-mail inboxes if someone just before us had checked it first with Snopey. So, in an effort to increase awareness of lying e-mail writers and gain a lucrative position at Snopes, I have taken it upon myself to develop a line of gifts for your mother, aunt, great aunt, grandmother, mother-in-law, cousin and next door neighbor just in time for Mother's Day.
The idea is that we get the message out to the ladies in our lives in as many ways as possible:
|When they get dressed...|
|When they are at the computer...|
|When they are driving...|