It's Captcha Balderdash time!! For those of you not familiar with the game, I would tell you to consult the "Captcha Balderdash" tab in the navigation bar, but it appears the navigation bar is going haywire. Anything that Dumplin Designs made for this blog in terms of unique graphics has turned into a Photobucket icon, apparently. By the time you are reading this post, I will be outside of Photobucket's headquarters picketing. If you drive down there to picket with me, I'll be the one who has her fists in the air and foam coming out of her mouth.
Give me a second to compose myself.
Okay, okay...I'm composed. All that you do to play Captcha Balderdash is take the Captcha word you are given once you press "submit" and either define it or use it in a sentence. You can just type in one letter, press submit, take that word and then do your magic with it. Last month, I limited the entries to 15 and had everyone vote. THIS month there will be no limit to the entries and the contest will continue until tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. The winner from last month's game, Kelley Simpson from Kelley Simpson Photography, will pick her favorite. She won last month for her very funny definition of FLABULATE. The winner will be announced on Friday along. If that person has a blog/website, I will feature it on my blog, Facebook page and Twitter.
Your turn!
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Recal- the abbreviation of recalifiation.
Recalification is the process that occurs when one vomits after a meal therefore negating any calorie consumption.
"Man, that was a great meal, Tony! I'm so glad I recaled it so that I can have some dessert. Phew!"
Talig: Telling the facts exactly.
Mom, "Go ahead now, talig like it is, little Bobby deserves to know."
Dad, "Son, er daughter, you're not really a boy."
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Menstrai - the act of mens eyes looking at women other than their s/o or spouse.
convip - The most important person in the state pen.
Used in a sentence - Being the convip at Seamy Underbelly Correctional Institute, Tony was allowed to pick up his soap in the shower without fear.
Cribilo: A low rider crib for gangsta babies.
Smash-ash - The remains of Smashmouth after an Arcade Fire.
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Geez, I screwed up my first Balderdash above, but let's try this again:
ponner: Billy Ray and his friends wondered how those wagon trains with ponner's made it across the mountains.
Regir- pronounced RAY.JEER. definition: what you ask Ray to find out if he heard the news. Example: Regir the restaurant down the road was closed down by the board of health?
speri: pronounced sspair-ay' with subtle tongue roll whence uttering the soft "y". n. An elegant, manly, sharp-edged, star-shaped piece of metal attached to the boot of a French cowboy.
speryked - to sneeze while eating, thus spewing all over someone.
"I am covered in shrimp cavatappi because Kelley unexpectedly speryked all over me."
Regushups (n; ree-GUSH-ups) - Miniscule shards of orange sherbet push-up ice cream treats that, when regurgitated by your seven year-old son in the wee hours of the morning, are impossible to remove from the oatmeal-colored carpeting in his bedroom.*
"Tyler! come play Hot Wheels in my room with me! It's the best place to play cars...I use the regushups as pretend traffic lights!"**
**Sadly enough, this definition and its accompanying usage in a sentence both were derived from personal experience.
Plita (pl-eye-tah): I spent a year at charm school to learn how to be plita. (didn't work)
My wit is very tired tonight, but here goes....
ovector: (noun) repurposed classroom equipment, named for the very first "ovector" created when the bulb in the classroom projector burned out. Teacher knew there wasn't money to replace the bulb, (we are in Pennsylvania and Republican governors don't think we need no fancy equipment to supplement our book learnin') so she turned it upside down and let the kids take turns using it as a desk.
Ovectors are common in present day classrooms.
Used in a sentence: Is that a working laptop??? I haven't seen one of those since 2008!
No, silly. That's just an ovector. We use it as a door stop.
Very funny this round. Captcha is the one downside to my weekly blog reading plan. I mass-read all your posts, but I am always late to the party for Captcha.
Please, I'm speaking like I'd win it if I did it. But I wouldn't.
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