THE 5 EMOTIONAL STAGES
STAGE 1: EUPHORIC = 2 gallons
Life is absolutely FANTASTIC!! I got milk, people! I got TWO gallons of that mess all up in my fridge! I think I'll have some Fruity Pebbles this morning AND tonight, SUCKAS! Does anyone want to change things up and put milk in your water guns? We've got plenty! Who wants to have a milk balloon fight? This is gonna be AWESOME! Can I get you a glass of milk to go with your milk? Your plants thirsty?
For the love of Oreos, don't let the milk addict in your life get to the last 5 drops. Please. Go by the store for them & remember my motto: When in doubt, clear the milk shelf out.
**This topic was covered on my blog about a year ago, so if you've read me since then, this may look familiar!**