In 1988, Gary Busey, the Oscar-winning actor, was in an unfortunate motorcycle accident. He was not wearing a helmet and it is believed that he suffered brain damage. Although he clearly has cognitive impairments from falling on his head, I do not think that should deter you from seeking him out as your babysitter. As if the reasons were not obvious for picking him over the 20-year-old college student down the street who spends most of her free time practicing in her church's handbell choir, I have laid them out for you...
If freedom and free will mean anything to you at all, you will be happy to know that Gary will NOT watch your children closely. It is very likely that your children will be lost for days under his care, practically guaranteeing your children the opportunity to learn invaluable survival skills. This is a priceless lesson. So, unless you are a Communist, that should be reason enough right there.
Gary's knowledge of the endocrine system has been well-documented on the web. Given his obvious knowledge of anatomy and physiology, what parent wouldn't want their child left in his care? He is providing supervision and academic instruction all at once. Lucky you.
|A recent family picture from www.pumpchart.com.|