Welcome to another meeting in the Break Room! There’s only two things on the agenda, so don’t get all huffy. Please say hello to our new receptionist over on the left, Ernestine. Her fashion sense is a little outdated, but don’t hold it against her. She is an absolute DELIGHT and I do hope you’ll stop by and show her what type of company we run around here. Treat her to a Coke every now and then. Nope. No, no…not going to work. You all can’t sit in that orange chair. It’s made of plastic, for goodness sakes. If I ever get to 400 GFC followers, I’ll see about getting an extra one. For now, you all will just have to take turns. Okay, eyes on the dry erase board, please.
#2 The plants around here: I need someone to volunteer to water the Break Room plants. You can’t see any of the ugly things up there because I hid them all behind the vending machine. Who is going to step up?
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