Joann of the awesome blog, "Laundry Hurts My Feelings", dreamed about me. She wanted my help in interpreting it and since I just got into the dream interpretation business, I thought it was entirely appropriate for me to give it a shot.The Dream...
So, I had to come over here, even though I'm on a blog break, to tell you I had my first dream about another blogger last night and it was you! You had a band called, Kelley's Break Room, of course. And no one knew you were a rock star on the side. You hid this fact very well from the rest of the blog world. I discovered your rock star status when I went to a Kings of Leon concert and you were the opening act.
Afterwards, I went backstage and admired your white pants with appliqued flowers on them. I asked you to give them to me, which you did very obligingly. You had an extra pair of jeans with you, I guess.
I am LOVING this dream already. I mean, who wouldn't think I was a rock star? Check me flashing the "pace" sign over on the right, 'mmmkay? Rock star to the core. I was actually once the lead guitarist in the Ewok 'n Roll Cover Band, "Def Leia". It was fitting because of my outfit, of course, but also because of my hearing loss. The Ewok on the drums, Ewokky Balboa, came up with the idea. Such a funny guy, but a little annoying, too. He just wanted to play "Eye of the Tiger" over and over. Unfortunately, the band split up. Ewokky said something about wanting to train to fight a really big Russian. I'm not sure what that was all about. Anyway, I am thinking about trying to join Kings of Leon. How crazy that you sensed that in your dream! I actually wrote my own version of one of their songs and called it "Steak On Fire" (click here).
Performing "Ewok This Way" to a sold out crowd on the planet of Endor.
The next thing I know, we were in Geometry class together and you immediately started dissecting triangles and measuring their angles and I was like, "Whoa, this is too much for me". Which is the only realistic part of the dream, by the way. And as you were busy dissecting triangles and I was just sitting there, overwhelmed by Math, the teacher handed out our grades in the class. You had an A. I had a 32, which of course, is a bigtime F.
Ewoks should, like, totally wear some pants.
That is so funny because I always carry around an extra pair of pants with me! If there is one thing I hate, it's walking around like a pantless Ewok. The other day I was at a garage sale stocking up on dusty knick knacks for the inside of my refrigerator when this lady said she just loved my BLACK appliqued flowery pants! Man, you were SO CLOSE. I stripped those things off, tossed them to her with a broad smile on my face and slipped into the jeans I had stuffed in my fanny pack in seconds.
This WAS a dream because I HATE Geometry. I always wanted to yell out, "I'LL SHOW YOU A THEOREM!!" or "PI THIS!!!!" while waving my fists in the air to my teacher but neither made any sense, so I kept to myself. For some reason, I forced myself to take difficult math classes all throughout high school. Misery
I have no idea what any of this means, but I thought I'd share it with you since-- A. You were the first blogger to appear in my dreams. And B. To see if you could make sense of any of this. And C. To see if you really do own those white pants, because they sure were super cute and I really would like to have them or at least borrow them.
I have no idea what any of it means, either, except that maybe you have a future in Egyptian pyramid building and should sharpen up your Geometry skills? Also, I lied about the black appliqued flowery pants. I know you were looking for white anyway. I did wear white platform boots with that Princess Leia outfit. Do you want to borrow those? Thanks for sharing your dream with me. I really loved it! It made me laugh out loud. Good luck in Egypt!!
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29 comments:
Hey! Look at me in pole position today! I'm eating breakfast with my boys. Saw the post in my reader and knew right away that this was something we could enjoy together. Anything involving Ewoks is bound to be a hit around here. You now have nine yea-old and six year-old Kelley/JoAnn fans! Rock on!
Awwww, Kelley! You are just too sweet to interpret my dream for me. Thanks, girlfriend!
But I'm sorry to say, I really take offense to one part of your interpretation. I refuse to sharpen up my Geometry skills. So far in life, I've done pretty well without having to whip out my protractor. And if I did find myself in a geometric situation, I would RUN as fast as I could away from there. It's one of the benefits of being a grownup.
So you don't have those pants? That's quite a shame. But I will take you up on those white platform boots! I could stomp an Isosceles triangle into smashed up bits with those. Also, they would look great with my Lady Gaga outfit.
Thanks again for highlighting lil ole me on your blog. I LOVED your interpretation.
Wow you worked in a Star Wars post, yay for you Kelley.
lmao! ewoks, star wars, rock stars! you're the bomb!
Man, I love Ewok's. That is all.
"Def Leia"
o.m.g. my eyes are making my mascara run. Stop it! lololol
Love this! Opening for KoL? Very cool. If only...
Pi is cool. You should try it sometime. Maybe on monday. 'kay?
I love how you worked in my favorite word - "mmmmkay".
Sorry my dream about you was boring.... In fact, it was so boring that I don't even remember what it was about!
Oh, this is hilarious! Both of you always make me laugh, so I love seeing you in the same place!
I think the dream means Joann spends too much time blogging. She needs to just ewok away from the computer. None the less, I am sure we are all glad this groaner of a post came to an Endor.
OMG! This is hilarious!You both are pretty twisted by yourselves...but together? havoc and mayhem of the very best kind!
Love the interpretation!
Perhaps Monkey Man could receive a little pepto by overnight post ... little cranky over there!
Wow, Monkey Man. Might want to lighten up. Perhaps you should be the one to ewok away from the computer. Thanks for the nice comment.
Ohhh Kelly... You would be a very cute lady Lea if it was true.. what is even funnier is that you came up with those pictures.. Love Ewalks!! nicely put together.. I will remember you next time I have a dream...Zzzzz...
#Shirley
Hey Def Lea? Did I tell you I had an Eye of the Tiger dance in college. It involved me being real drunk and shirtless in a bomber jacket. Not pretty.
Ewoks, huh? Funny stuff, Kelley.
Kelley and Joann, this is hilarious! Some people just can;t handle good humor.
I think Monkey Man was kidding. He, of course, doesn't have to like this post. I just think he was having fun with word play. *Fingers crossed.
Such a cute idea!!
I thought this was adorable, you two.
so, being the English major that i was, i'm kind of in love with geometry.
i'm pretty sure this means i have to flog you.
i have now used the word 'flog' twice this week.
you're welcome.
I actually find this dream quite um, hot. Do NOT mention Princess Lea around a blogging dude. We're the type of dorks that freak for just the memory of her.
So, in this dream you are kinda like Hannah Montana with your secret identity?
Great post Kelley!!! I think you and Joann rock.
Even better than that peace sign? That duck lips thing you're doing in the photo! Omg, you are so awesome. I think I'm gonna unfollow you just so's I can follow you again!
You have an award over at Glitter Frog.
That was some dream! And great interpreting skills. I'll have to bring my next dream to you:)
Holy George (the curious one), lighten up people. Comments are for fun and Kelley knows I have a cantankerously sarcastic take on things. Kelley is an amazingly talented humor writer with a vivid imagination and she knows how to take a joke.
Oh yeah....I really liked this post.
I had to take geometry twice. And also, my second cousin was married to George Lucas. Plus, I love the idea of carrying around a second pair of pants, as long as one of them is pajama jeans.
So can I please join Def Leia?
I'll play the tambourine.
I've always wanted to start a band but haven't had the courage. Perhaps I just need midgets in ewok costumes to front the whole thing and I'll be in business. Genius!
You rock the Leia duds, and those ewoks are some mean drummers!
I have plenty of dreams that need interpreting but I'm afraid that you might recommend me for the institute if I was to type them out. Ha! Let's me know when I can buy your next CD!
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