We are going to try something different with Captcha Balderdash this month. In the past, I have taken definitions over a day or so resulting in 25-35 hilarious and funny definitions at the end. Although they are all so fun to read, I think it is hard for everyone to judge their favorites from that long of a list. So, THIS TIME, only the first 15 definitions will be featured in the next post. We can all then pick our favorite from those 15. As soon as it gets to 15, I will try to close the comments and immediately put up a new post with those 15 definitions. My hope is that you all will come back later today or tomorrow to vote for your favorite. The winner will then be featured in my Wednesday post, on my blog's Facebook page and on Twitter. We'll see how this method works out...
HOW TO PLAY THE GAME:
#1 Go down to the "Post a comment section" and hit any key in the white box.Let's play! Can I go first?
#2 Select who you are from the drop down menu. If you want to leave a comment anonymously (or don't have an account set up), click "anonymous".
#3 Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word into your comment box and make up a definition for it OR use it in a sentence (or both). Submit it and forget it.
My Captcha word was...
CLANGLES: Clangles is actually a person's last name. A proud mother and father named their little son Beau back in 1948, twenty years before Jerry Jeff Walker recorded his famous hit "Mr. Bojangles". Jerry Jeff made it very difficult for Mr. Beau Clangles to get a girl as they all thought he was lying when he introduced himself. "Beau CLANGLES?!? What an idiot! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!" Beau ended up hating Jerry Jeff Walker for that blasted song and changed his name to Theodore Bangles soon afterwards. He asked that everyone call him "The" for short, which worked out really well for about 12-15 years until Susanna and her crew blasted on the scene with songs about Egyptians. By then, The had already married New-Fangled and didn't let it ruin his life. (REALLY IMPORTANT SIDENOTE: One of my VERY FAVORITE comedy clips is Jim Carrey imitating Sammy Davis, Jr. singing Mr. Bojangles back in the early 80's).
YOUR TURN!
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Busober adj. (byu-SO-bur) - The knack for looking completely strung-out even when on the wagon, inspired by actor and Celebrity Apprentice contestant Gary Busey.
"Duuuuuuuude. Did you SEE Trey at the St. Patty's Day parade? He was messssssed up."
"Duuuuuuuude...NOT. Trey's been Busober for three years now. He just needs a haircut and a nap."
mollookb: messes that appear to be alive. For example, buttermilk spilled out in the sink by a child who didn't know it wasn't regular milk. Mess sits there overnight, unbeknownst to mom and puffs up to epic proportions, seemingly alive. That is mollokb...and I will pay someone to come clean it up. I'm afraid it might bite me.
Ok, here is my first ever Captcha:
Flabulate: This word describes the action or process that takes place in one's legs while running or vigorously exercising. The extra fat, flab, or any other non-muscular mass on one's legs begins to shake, slam, jiggle, and slap against itself. It usually occurs while running in a public place or while wearing shorts. Imagine running down the street and feeling the fat on your legs moving faster than your feet causing pain in your legs and butt area. This effect can often cause the feeling of bruising in one's rear end and hamstring area. The jarring motion of flabulation has been known to cause severe wedgies and commonly deters one from running any longer perpetuating the flab production and in turn creating bigger flabulation problems.
If a person continues to run or exercise through the flabulation pain, the effects of it will eventually diminish and no longer be a problem... or so I've heard.
Thanks for allowing me to play!
Best wishes for a flabulating free day!
Sallobom - phrase from the southern region of the United States. Often includes a well-placed apostrophe when used by grammatically correct southern speakers: "S'all Obom";
Used at the beginning of a sentence in which the speaker is blaming the result of a national issue on the current president of the United States, Barack Obama.
This phrase is known to change in the month of January every four to eight years. The most recent version still in occasional use today is SallBush or S'all Bush.
here is my word!
lewashr: (Le Washr) the little known character in the Pepe le Peu cartoons. The Le Washr was written into the cartoons to eliminate the unappetizing smell of "eau de skunk" after too many innocent bystanders were by Mr. Le Peu when he was in hot pursuit of Penelope.
Imorthyl: An ethylene byproduct only available in Hollywood. Imorthyl prevents aging and allows stars to continue acting way - way, way - past their prime. You may notice side effects, including, but not limited to enlarged, duck-like lips; the "phoning-in" of performances; an immobile brow; appearances on Dancing With the Stars; and perpetually surprised eyes.
Proophe: (pronounced PROOF) the act of using your pointer finger to pull back your baby's pants and diaper in the back to check for poop. Usually done because there is suddenly a certain stench in the air.
Cappsycl: (cap-sicle) Or "Freezing of the skull" a medical condition that results from the action of wearing baseball caps instead of winter toques for cold weather protection. Persons with this condition also suffer from a "too cool for school" complex. Condition causes extreme ridicule from smart individuals who care more about being warm than looking awesome. Also causes frostbite of the brain cells.
See also "Ridiculous things the cast of Jersey Shore do"
"Surprisingly Snookie did not get a case of cappsycl from not wearing a toque. Her hairspray and fake tanning lotion formed a protective barrier fro the harsh winter conditions"
zomb ick9: The sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when your son is telling you about flesh and brain eating zombies for the 9th time.
"No, Honey, Mommy can't play Hot Wheels right now. I need to lie down until this zombick9 passes..."
Ducedgen (doos-eh-jen): Clearly this a character from Dungeons and Dragons. Probably a witch who goes around spiting those who did her wrong (like an evil-ex), then throwing them in her dungeon. With a dragon. Because I assume that's what the game is about. I don't really know since I had a social life in high school, but I am pretty confident in my guess. Coincidentally, you can call her Jen for short.
Worters - The collective term given to people who worry to damn much. Like the term "worry wort" but in the collective sense.
Wow these are all so good so far....
Mine is "miteni" - which I have decided is an alternative description of the temperature outside - one that my children will understand easily - that indicates it's cold enough to require the use of mittens.
"Mom! How cold is it outside?"
"I don't know - feels a little miteni, maybe."
tumbumia - Noun; The sorrowful act of squeezing one's belly fat into freshly-washed jeans.
Once again, Jane resorted to tumbumia; She was determined to get those size 10 jeans on, no matter how large a muffin-top it created. She reminded herself again, "I've just GOT to stop eating those Pop Tarts..."
Michaline - When the Michelin Man uses vaseline for belly chafing.
Tablenti: A table made out of lentil beans, used primarily by jewish grandmothers.
I can't believe I'm #16. :(
expact
The phenom of expecting to make pact. Kinda like alliance with a dalliance.
I fear that makes no sense at all expact in my head. (forming a pact of sympathy with my reaching).
Heh!
THE END!!! I will put up these definitions later today. Thanks for playing!
Whaaaaat I missed it! Ahhhhh!!!
I got 'chinsd'
Dang work....gets in the way of everything.
Can't wait to vote! -Laverne
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