According to my little Captcha Balderdash tab up there that no one, including me, gives a flyin' flippin' fart about, it was time to play that word game again on Wednesday the 9th. Because I HAD to show you pictures yesterday of Ferret Fawcett & Ferret Bueller (I promise I'll never mention their names again), I neglected to start up another game. If you don't know what in the bo-bo-skitty-wattin'-tottin'-boom I'm talking about, click HERE. It WON'T explain my word choice just then (only little ladies of the 80's know that one), but it WILL explain the rules of the game. Try to keep your definitions PG-13ish, you naughty villains you.
I will keep this post up over the weekend and will post allllll of your great definitions & their authors on Monday. I hope everyone will play, ESPECIALLY if you've never played before. On Monday, everyone will vote for their top 2 favorites. The winner will get a big shout out on my blog, links to their blog (if applicable) here in the Break Room, on my Facebook page and via Twitter soon thereafter.
Sooooooooo, anyway, it is time...
To play.
Okay?
Hooray!
I mean, what the hay?
"What the hay?" is a really, really, really annoying phrase. If you say it in my presence, I will crack an egg over your head. Don't mess with me. I keep fresh eggs in both palms and behind my right ear at all times. This decision makes it really difficult to drive, eat, wash my hair, talk on the phone and juggle live chickens, but the effort is worth it not to hear "what the hay?" over and over.Okay....GAME ON!!!
I'm going to go first. Here's my Captcha word that I know you won't bother reading because you are too busy wondering what your Captcha word will be:
PHOUSIEW: "Phousiew, I would go ahead and drop that gun, Mister-I'mma-try-to-hold-you-up-in-broad-daylight-at-the-Jiffy-Mart. Before you can say 'Pepto Bismol should be made into an ice cream flavor' (can I get an Amen?), I will karate chop you in the butt. Right in the butt. You will wonder if you sat on a sack of tacks or fell into a river full of piranhas. That's when I'd say, THAT AIN'T NO PIRANHA, THAT WAS MY DANG FOOT KARATE CHOPPING YOU RIGHT IN THE BUTT! So, you get one more chance before I put on my karate clothes and start to choppin'. Phousiew, I'd listen to me real close. I do not play. You hear me?" (conversation I overheard between your ex and a thug)
YOUR TURN! YOUR TURN!
35 comments:
Detforrow: Unfortunately I had to finance a large portion of my college education. I'll be in detforrow while.
I'm already giggling! Love it, Allison. Looooove it.
chedn: what my boys accuse each other of doing when they are playing a game. "Mommy, my brother is chedn." Che- din
Okay, that's lame, but that is the word I got and when I pronounced it in my head, it sounded like cheatin'
My word is PAPPESSE.
"When grandaddy went tranny on us, he went from Papa to Pappesse. As in, 'Pappesse, in that skanky Courtney Love frock, you are droppin' it like it's hot! What'd you do with your Johnson?' You know you wanted to know the same thing."
My word is Samixi - pronounced sah-MIX-ee - the code word to gain entrance to the Sexaholics Anonymous meeting after-party.
nocalog = v. To head butt a piece of wood that proved ineffective for a beach bonfire. Boyscouts can be seen nocalogging when their marshmallows don't brown just right.
Noclecot : (noc-lee-cot) medical condition that derives from spending the night in someone's crappy guest bed
"Mrs. Johnson, the knot in your neck is a direct result of a shady mattress or cot that you slept on. You have the noclecot. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."
And my Word Verification is......
ductagg - When the duct tape on a car starts to come loose and wave in the breeze as you drive down the road.
Used in a sentence: Joe Bob had a silver ductagg streaming from his car from the great repair job he had done.
TINGSTA:
A character from the new hardcore rap remake of "The Wizard of Oz," Tingsta is part Tin Man, part hardcore gangsta. His trademark oil can is now a mini Uzi.
Law.
Fictional character. Perhaps the mother of all unbelievableness? Pretty sure "Law" is the high priestess of hillbillyness. Only my relatives (BY MARRIAGE) in East Tennessee call on her after hearing something disturbing. For example, if I were to tell them I had just eaten an entire canister of Comet or saved $100 on my car insurance by switching to Geico, their response would be: "Oh, Law!"
The 'hood equivalent of "oh-no-you-di-en". Or Alex P. Keaton's version: "I amshocked and somewhat dismayed by you".
Word asisup pronounced asses-up
A Hillbilly mom talking to her kids:
"Get yer lazy asisup off that there couch and feed the hogs, who do you think yar anyway!"
Myemixic - The ancient sanscrit word for mixed drink.
Ummmm... I got WINGS. The appendages on a bird used for flying.
OK- I got another.
BARTZAB: If you vacation in St. Bart's, you need to prove that you have BARTZAB before they let you cavort on the beach with the likes of Paris Hilton and Gwenyth Paltrow.
Ok, I'll play! My word is Plukhall.
Looking at my face in the mirror, I was shocked to see so it was time for the tweezers. I'm gonna plukhall them suckers!
Heh. Best I could do. ;)
reepera: "Hey! Youse a gonna reepera dat ting youse a broke?"
JOUSEER: a drunken slurring of the question "did you see her?"
Man, that chick was HOT!!!! JOUSEER????
(she could not have been any juicier.)
Chipsgut (n; CHIPS-gut) - That gosh-awful feeling you get 'round about 2 am after returning from a night out at da club and raiding the pantry. "Daaaaaang, Earl...I've got me the chipsgut somethin' fierce, yo. But...ummm...pass the Tostitos, homie."
aside: I deserve extra credit for coining this term in real-time from personal experience. Hobbling off to bed clutching my chipsgut as you read this. Oy.
My word TWIGN. in a southern accent..."the other day me and the boy were out twign. Lord knows today could be the day when we hit the jackpot - the worlds biggest twig."
shmetran
I have no idea to make what I'm thinking PG13, but it's something along the lines of the trade name for the new laxative suppository that I hear Pfizer is coming out with soon.
Treberi: The newest flavor of yogurt at Just Yogurt! 32,000 Toppings! We Line 'Em Up Under Sneeze Guards (That Don't Really Guard Sneezes) and You Go Nuts! Or Berries! Or Cookies! Or Gummy Bears!
Treberi is their high-end, European, three-berry flavor.
Eldabat
Another Hillbilly term.
"Erlene! Yer never gonna grad-gee-ate iffen you don't do up all yer cypherin' and learn yer eldabat."
Ingessis: to eat something rancid which results in your butt exploding.
That cheese that had been left sitting out caused me some massive ingessis.
Pruddle
A prude who made a puddle by peeing her pants. She did this after seeing myself and my husband making out on a park bench.
Pruddle.
dingiati -
The devoted followers of the local bell ringers. these dingiati hang around outside churches for hours to catch a glimpse of their favorite Campanologist. Autographs and photographs are usually taken by this swarm of persistently irritating digerazzos.
falooshuuu - The sound Whoopie Goldberg makes when you sit on her stomach.
mouthfulladreads - What will happen to you immediately after you sit on Whoopie Goldberg's stomach.
I have to type something before it gives me one? This is a lot of work.
Okay, I'm back.
treld (v) - a sarcastic way to inform someone that you already told them something. Said with authority because you're pretty sure the person you're talking to is slow.
"I treld you that already."
I'll throw one out there that I just posted on my blog:
Sarcasticlapping: when you give somebody a round of applause for doing something stupid or embarrassing.
gravi- like, she totally did NOT understand the gravi of the situation.. She thought it was just some little thing that didn't matter, but it was NOT. gravi.
endebro- dude, did you see that guy put the endebro on him? He totally and completely knocked him OUT. I tell you what. That guy sure knows how to endebro.
Marafact. Example: I did hear that you were coming to spend the night. Marafact, I made up the guest room for you.
Sadly, my principal says it this way every time and I just want to DIE.
OMG! That Cheeseboy - I laughed so hard I cried! Now my husband is looking at me like I'm nuts, which I am but that's beside the point. Very, very funny posting! :)
moroi - more than one moron.
Used in a sentence, "I don't want to go Urban Outfitters! I hate hanging around with all the common moroi."
Amidoltears - Similar to Crocodile Tears -it occurs when you watch American Idol and get SUCKED into the sad sappy stories and find yourself crying into the couch pillows....
I am NOT smart enough for this game. I kept trying, but sadly no, I've got nothing.
rughsacho - An ancient form of rugby in which streaking and keg-stands are punished by placement in a burlap sacho.
"Always looking to party, Andy could not resist removing his pants after he scored a goal, a high crime in the game of Rughsacho."
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