First item of business:
But I got him this, because...well, it was cheaper, folks. And funnier. To me.
|Sorry to those who have already seen|
my iPad joke...
#1: I can sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" many different ways, including country, heavy metal and old time Gospel, and often do. This does not make my family happy. So, when I sing this little tune, I sing it as loud as I can.
#2: I have lots of socks.
#3: I hate anything with lots of holes, like a tree that a woodpecker has torn up. Ugh. I'm going to be sick. Where's my Pepto Bismol? Oh, it's right here in my Route 44 cup where I enjoy gulping it down daily. Stupid me.
#4: It's 9:14 a.m. and I'm letting my 2-year-old eat potato chips because he brought them to me while I was typing. I need to go to time-out.
#5: I still have a poinsettia sitting on my kitchen counter. It's pretty, but, HELLO, McFLY, it's not Christmas anymore. Do I just end his life or let him keep spreading the Christmas cheer right through spring and summer?
#6: I love to play practical jokes on my husband but only when he knows I am going to play them. This annoys him. I like to be annoying. For example, when he is looking out the driver's side window, I like to point my finger really close to his cheek and then say, "Hey, look over there!" He knows that my finger is ready to jab him in the cheek, so he knocks it out of the way. I will play this joke on him relentlessly during the trip until I finally get him. Yeah, I don't know why I do that either.