(Opens door to the Break Room)
ME: RICKY!!! You’re here already!! Wow. You actually showed up. This is AWESOME!! I am soooooooo excited!! When we’re done with this whole awards thingy, can we talk for hours on end about the British version of The Office? You know…the ORIGINAL Office.
RICKY: “Alright, that’ll be enough. I need to be going soon. Ahem. Ello, everybah-eh. You all look absolutely splendid. I don’t hahv much time to bay hanging ’round this sih-ee blog, but Karley said she’d pay me handsomely for my time. Three mih-in dah-ahs, right, lass?
Me: Ummm…It’s Kelley and I actually meant grains of sand. Three million…grainsofsand.
RICKY: Did you just say THREE MILLION GRAINS OF SAND??? I am not bluh-ee believing this rubbish. I want to bluh-ee give you a bluh-ee nose. I want to bluh-ee make your bluh-ee face all bluh-ee. After I’m bluh-ee finished, I’ll drink a bluh-ee Bluh-ee Mary and another bluh-ee Bluh-ee Mary and another bluh-ee Bluh-ee Mary because I’ll be so bluh-ee agitay-ed from giving you a bluh-ee nose for being so bluh-ee stupid. Actually, I’m knackered just bluh-ee thinking about the whole bluh-ee ordeal. I need to take a bluh-ee nap now. FAREWELL!
Oh, well. Good riddance, Ricky! Actually, I am very excited to be the emcee of this award show because I get to be the one to let you know that the very clear crowd favorite was none other than….
Kristen from Fine, How Are You?
Although you are all winners in my book, Kristen’s definition for CLEAVUMBS received the most votes. This is not hard to believe as Kristen is seriously a funny, funny lady. I love catching up with her life via her fun, light-hearted blog (find it by clicking HERE). She defined “cleavumbs” this way: