I do not mean to be blowing up the blogosphere with repeated posts this week. I'm sort of a three-posts-a-week-or-less type of girl. This is my third post in three days. Here's the deal: according to my handy "Captcha Balderdash" tab in the above navigation bar, today is game day. I said a month ago that January 12th, the 2nd Wednesday of the month, would be the next time we played Captcha Balderdash here in the Break Room. I know no one gives a flyin' flip that I wrote that up there, but since I wrote it...I'm going with it. After this month, I will probably kick the game to the curb for a while...
Before we get down to it, I want to thank Israel Carrasco with Israel Carrasco Monologue Jokes for the award he gave to me this week. He said I was the third person he has given "The IZ Award For Originality" to since he created it three hours ago. No, just kidding. I don't know when he created it. It doesn't matter. He said it was a big deal, so, by golly gash darn, I'm going to believe him. I truly am honored to receive it and appreciate the gesture! I cannot tell you how many high kicks I do in the frozen foods aisle at my local grocery store when I think about the fact that funny men AND women read this blog. (For some reason, this thought does not cross my mind when shopping for deodorant, staples, paper plates or a ridiculous supply of tartar sauce. It only happens by the frozen waffles.) If you haven't visited Israel's blog before, you MUST! He has such witty observations and fun videos to share, including one yesterday of his nephew, Armando. He is also selling the VHS tape of "Minimum Maintenance Fitness For Men" by Mr. Orenthal James Simpson. You know you want it. Lastly, he recently joined Twitter (@israelcarrasco). You won't regret becoming one of his tweeps!
Now, on to the game...
HOW TO PLAY:
#2 Select who you are from the drop down menu. If you want to leave a comment anonymously (or don't have an account set up), click "anonymous".
#3 Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word that you will immediately get once clicking "post a comment" into your comment box and make up a definition for it OR use it in a sentence (or both).
#4 Submit that mess.
TYPORYOT: When people get fed up with another's refusal to use spell check or to proofread their work, they may begin a TYPORYOT. This aggressive display of anger may include use of paintball guns full of White-Out or pelting of stubborn heads with large erasers. It is an ugly scene.
I will link all of the submitted definitions back to your blogs, if applicable, on Friday the 14th, when I will ask you to vote for your favorites. Please keep your definitions PG-13ish, homies.
28 comments:
Well I was ok until you said PG-13, so that means I am out.
rwhamnes: the awful stench that permeates the house after my family has consumed a large amount of holiday ham; also known as puke-inducing gas.
Fruterme:
Spoken in a rare dialect in the swamps of South Carolina, usually by a redneck on the wagon and trying to diet.
"Hey, buddy, can you fruterme?"
"Do what?"
"Pass me that banana, bro. Fruterme."
pitchenti : A rare, odorous spice found from the pits of particularly obese Italian sumo wrestlers.
brizzl (n; BRIZZ-uhl) - A self-inflected horrendous trimming of the bangs. "Darlene, girlfriend, I can't meet you at the discotheque tonight after all. I just gave myself the most unsightly brizzl. Text me in two weeks."
*Author's note: Incidentally, I coined this term just this morning, even before knowing that Balderdash was happening today. And NO, you may not view my brizzl.
dindi- the sound one makes when you take off your kids smelly socks put them to their nose and say, "Dindi!"
(P.U. if you ask me, but that is what you say.)
Authiur - A guy writer who writes book solely in the third person.
Lil'dinkies - What the creepy, transvestite soccer mom calls the mini carrot-sticks she brings for the snack.
"Come on over boys! Come get your lil'dinkies and juice!"
Personally I think you can add the word Palooza to any word.
Poopapalooza- My little boys are 13 months apart so when they were little we were constantly having a poopapalooza.
Stinkapalooza- In the spring time I can't go to the kids school because of the stinkapalooza coming from the 5th grade hall.
(I think you get the point. Try it for yourself. Any word works.)
My word for the day is Copsdirty.
Copsdirty- When your house is so dirty you could be on the TV show Cops. (If you notice they never go into a clean house.)
Kids pick up this messapalooza cause it is freakin copsdirty!!!
INORONAN:
Abr. commonly used in an old folk’s home when attempting to encourage your Grandmother to invest in your future, by paying for your book to be printed with a vanity publisher. Her investment will almost certainly be given back threefold in a matter of years. Derived from the phrase, “So are you IN OR Out NAN?” and often followed by “Only I’ve got Simon Cowell on the other line and he says if you don’t want a piece of it, he does”
Oh I like this game :-)
I sure hope I don't get some crappy Verification Word that forces me to make up something the way Cheeseboy did. Well....here goes....
tucle: (tuhk'-el)The action of making your child giggle when you tuck them in bed at night.
Used in a sentence: "I'm going to tucle you in until you fall asleep from laughter."
The Canadian tucle is slightly different in pronounciation and meaning.
tucle (Canadian): (too'-kle) The act of pulling one's toque snuggly over your head so it won't fall off as you tip your head back to chug a Molson.
REVASED- The act of obsessively rearranging flowers until they look like they are photo ready for Martha Stewart Living. An arrangement can be REVASED once or twice or it can go on for days on end until your peonies are screaming for mercy. Typically behavior only demonstrated by Martha Stewart herself.
Diste: when in a super cool room and must maintain your coolisim replace this with diste eg. "Diste cheese ball is da bomb" or "Diste ain't no way to bust a rhyme yo"
Also look under Lil John Lingo
Whoohoo, it's about time to use my brain for something! BTW, just about laughed so much I cried over your last post about the creepy children's book!
isortsm: the uncommon pronunciation of the phrase "I sorted them". Often found in obscure and isolated populations in NC or other southern states.
as in...
Look pappy, I put awl dem buckets n'the shed and "isortsm" by size!
You talked me into it!
hogiersa = the fat kid who knocks over all of his/her soccer teammates upon dashing for the lil dinkies.* See Cheeseboy's definition above.
Note: I couldn't help but cheat by playing off of Cheeseboy's creativity. I think it was worth it. Please forgive me.
Cleavumbs - In the same word family as Toe Jam, Belly Button Lint, Boogers, Sand in the eye.
cleavumbs are when you remove your bra and peices of lunch,cookie crumbs, sweater fuzz, backs to your earrings, bobby pins, etc. come tumbling out.
It is accentuated by ample cleavage.
Bulatow -- Similar to a camel toe, but from the islands, where bula means "hello, look at my crotch."
Long time watcher, first time player...
SUMSA
A lazy overeater's request when mouth is full. Example: "That 20-layer chocolate cake looks really tasty. [chew, chew, another bite] Please pass me sumsa that."
Liessest- the biggest liar of them all; also see POLITICIANS and MY EX
reelpo - someone who is not rich.
eh, i tried! :)
Is there still time to play? Yesterday got away from me. I missed last month and it nearly killed me - this is my favorite game!
My word this month? Well, it's just too obvious...
Logcvogy: This is an unoriginal secret code word used by a small sect of people. These people travel about the country in innocent looking 1998-2002 model Toyota Camrys, looking for Log Cabin villages that host Log Cabin Covert Orgies. When they see a small sign near the entrance with the oddly spelled, "Logcvogy" on it, they know they've discovered an orgy location.
Ok, so I had that word "retardis" on another blog a while ago. Clearly that's a Harry Potter wizard spell that renders your opponent harmless by causing them to turn into a shih tzu.
Today I got "enturun"... as my capture word. "Enturun" is the quick, yet clinched run to the potty a person has to perform when afflicted with the shits.
In a sentence: "I'm enturun before I poop my pants."
Okay. Do you know how many times I have to hit refresh to actually get a captcha I can work with? I swear your web stats just skyrocketed today because of me.
SUNEMO. A sushi handroll made with avocado, cucumber, and clownfish.
scrof: to laugh and scoff at the same time. A way to laugh at others.
Kristin scrofed when the the baseball player scratched himself with a fork in public.
Hayreglo- the scientific name for the official color of some elderly ladies hair. The shade that is directly between shiny silver and smurfy blue.
Umptesson: a lesson learned for the umpteenth time.
DUNCH - The meal between Lunch and Dinner.
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