Come on in to the Break Room. Grab yourself a Coke. I've also stocked some Diet Dr. Peppers in there for you all anti-loads-and-loads-and-loads-and-loads...and-loads-of-sugar people. Get comfortable and please listen up. Last week we played Captcha Balderdash (see the link above) and I wanted to let you know which definitions received the most votes. All of the definitions were truly funny, witty and creative. Thank you all for playing and thanks to those who voted for their favorites!!
In FIRST place is...
The BLOG O' CHEESE for his definition of FUNGISCRATCH, which, of course, is:
"The infected wound a wife receives on her leg after her husband rolls over in bed in the middle of the night and scratches her with his nasty, overgrown toenails."
Tied for SECOND place is...
THE NON-REVIEW for his definition of DERLABLE, which is obviously:
"A German's soup spoon. In a sentence: 'I vent to make ze soup but I dropped derlable under der table.'"DAYS for her definition of UTERAREA which, as everyone knows, is:
"Technical term for the general area of stomach flab where the uterus has expanded and contracted and expanded and contracted which no longer looks like it did before pregnancy. Accentuated by "mom jeans." Synonym: Front Butt."
The Blog O' Cheese is not new around here. Cheeseboy once wrote a funny guest post for me (click to read it here) and is a frequent visitor of the Break Room. Many of you probably read his blog, but, if you don't, you should! All of his posts are creative and fun trips through his crazy imagination. The Non-Review, written by T. S. Hendrick, is a really new blog for me. I am so glad I found it! He has entertaining and interesting topics and information on his blog that I know you will like as much as I do. Lastly, Roxane writes Days and is just a fun and hilarious person. Her blog always makes me laugh out loud. So, do yourself a favor and stalk these people!
But, before you go on your way, memorize each and every detail of this picture below and never forget it. It is sure to bring you joy even in your darkest moments because, well, that lady is just wearing her polky-dotted pantehs and shirt...and maybe a Unit over the panties (anyone remember Units?). I know there are a lot of GREAT "People of Wal-Mart" pictures out there and that this one is fairly simple. Still, it makes me giggle every time. Also, I feel bad about calling her a "loser" in the title. I'm sure she is a winner at life, but, we-yell, SHE AIN'T WEARIN' NO PANTS, A SKIRT, A KILT, KNICKER OR CAPRIS- NUTHIN'!! If Wal-Mart abided by the no shirts, no shoes, no service, well, that girl wouldn't be able to buy her Marlboros. I bet she walked outta there with her Marlboros.
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Don't you know her? HOLD OWN...eesn't thatchew wiffer? WHY didjew you let her walk in there lahk thay-yat??
21 comments:
Congratulations to the winners. Can't wait til next month!
Kelley, I'm pissed at you. I asked you NOT to show my picture. I thought when you took a picture of me looking all sexy in my underwear at Walmart, you deleted it. Thanks for posting it for all to see. Maybe it will make me famous.
Walmart, the new fashion runway for white trash since 1975.
Oh, that poor girl. I mean, seriously, she could have at least put shoes on her feet!
Oh my laws this is an impressive example of why I never watch Jerry Springer.
Shudder. Does she feel a draft?!
Congratulations to the winners!!! And as for the Walmart shopper, at least she's pretty in pink Yikes!!
I think that guy is 'escorting' her out to take her back to The Home. Or maybe he is taking all three of the lovely ladies on an outing?
Congrats to the winners!
The winners are very deserved. Those definitions are perfectly hilarious. That picture, though, is perfectly disturbing. xo
Ugh, you just turned me off my muffins.
What?!?! I tied for second place?!?! I'm so excited!
Thanks, voters! And thanks Kelley! I ♥ Captcha Balderdash.
That chick in the underpants? Who does that kind of stuff? Sheesh.
Congrats to all the winners.
Kelley, glad you thought mine was gross, i was going for gross :-)
I look forward to playing next month and seriously hope I come up with a more worthy response.
BTW - that pictures means I can no longer shop at Walmart (finally)
Both worthy bloggers - congratulations to each man!
Thanks for making a Monday more enjoyable!
Ack!!! Eyes bugging out! Who goes out like that? Geez louise.
Love the captcha winners. They're hysterical.
OMG! My husband and I are both cracking up about the front butt comment... hilarious! How do you people think of these things? Thanks for the cheap entertainment!
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I don't know how you deciding the winning order because those were so great! I'm amazed at how UTERAREA sounds so much more attractive than front butt. Hysterial! Can't wait until the next one.
Kelley, when did you start following me around with your camera?! I am so ashamed. OK, maybe I'm not...those are some pretty panties there.
Sounds like some fun was had around here and I missed it. Will you stock regular Dr. Pepper, 'cause I don't believe in that Diet Crap!
I'm typing this with the one hand that is not rubbing Tinactin on my fungi scratch. I swear, men unleash this.
How'd you know I like Diet Dr. Pepper?
Great game. Fun and frivolity are high on my to do list. So is Diet DP. Now I won't be parched in the Break Room.
As to the pic....eeewwwwww.
She needed to go and buy some pants. It's the rest of us that have it wrong, all wearing pants to go buy new pants. Obviously we don't need pants. We're already wearing some.
I won?!!! I won?!! I WON?! How did I miss this post??? I am honored! I'd like to thank all my blogging friends I paid off to vote for me. Best $3.67 I ever spent.
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