Once a month we play Captcha Balderdash in the Break Room and that time has come around again! If you would like to see some of the games we have played in the past, go up and click "Captcha Balderdash" in the lower navigation bar up at the top. I have turned ON "Captcha" or the Word Verification feature (but I promise I will turn it off once this is over) so that it is all ready for the game.
Here's how to play:
#2 Select who you are from the drop down menu. If you want to leave a comment anonymously (or don't have an account set up), click "anonymous".
#3 Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word into your comment box and make up a definition for it OR use it in a sentence (or both). Submit that mess.
On Friday, December 10th, I will list all of the definitions, the authors of them and a link to your blog/website, if applicable. On Friday, I would love for all you to vote for your FAVORITE definition from that list. That person will get a big shout-out in a following post. Depending on the number of definitions I receive, I may categorize the definitions somehow. "We'll see..."
I ALWAYS heard that expression "we'll see" growing up. It meant "I don't know and I'm not going to know until seconds before I feel like making a decision, so shut your yapping mouth about it". Ahhh!! I DID NOT LIKE hearing "we'll see" but it was better than a straight out "no", though I knew it probably meant "no" before than "yes" in the end.
Can I have two turns??
#1 
BESSEAT: The most desirable place to seat in any location. If it's in the car, it's the passenger side. Everyone knows it is better to be driven than to drive, if the driver isn't a nincompoop and has any kind of sense. This gives you time to sing and sway to your favorite songs better, time to read your magazines, time to check e-mail on your iPhone, etc. Obviously, if your kids are in the car, THAT'S ALL OUT THE WINDOW. If it's at home, it's on the toilet. Even if you are sitting on the top of the toilet with the lid closed, you are alone in your own space for at least 3 solid minutes of quiet bliss if you can time your escape just right.
BESSEAT: The most desirable place to seat in any location. If it's in the car, it's the passenger side. Everyone knows it is better to be driven than to drive, if the driver isn't a nincompoop and has any kind of sense. This gives you time to sing and sway to your favorite songs better, time to read your magazines, time to check e-mail on your iPhone, etc. Obviously, if your kids are in the car, THAT'S ALL OUT THE WINDOW. If it's at home, it's on the toilet. Even if you are sitting on the top of the toilet with the lid closed, you are alone in your own space for at least 3 solid minutes of quiet bliss if you can time your escape just right.
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| Lil' Troy's makin' money the "fly way" |
#2 ROILBALA: According to the Urban Dictionary, a "baller" is a thug who has "made it". If you have ever wanted to attend the Thuggish Ruggish Ball, you probably are familiar with the song "I want to be a baller" by Lil' Troy. I suspect that a baller who has REALLY made it could possibly be called a REAL BALLER. If a thug who has REALLY made it happens to be a topic of conversation in New York by New Yorkers with a thick accent, that thug could be referred to as...you guessed it...a ROILBALA.
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Captcha word: Mazzoo
This word is used by someone with a lazy tongue. For example an owner of a zoo might say,
"Why don't youse guys come over and see mazzoo?"
OADERR (n) - oh-AY-dare: Expression of greeting most often heard in the northern United States and Canada. e.g. - "OADERR! How ya been? How 'bout dem Oilers...beauty, eh?"
Sunde: The dessert offering by a restaurant too cheap to print out the "a" on the menu.
fungiscratch: The infected wound a wife receives on her leg after her husband rolls over in bed in the middle of the night and scratches her with his nasty, overgrown toenails.
My favorite time of the month!
Ungro- When an individual reaches their late twenties or more rarely early thirties and has life's daily responsibilites wearing on them, they often wish they could "ungro" themselves to the age of 7-12, when their most difficult decision was which flavour of slurpee to buy with their parent's money.
Bullshihtz: When you mix a Bull Dog with a Shih Tzu. What do you get when your Bullshihtz has puppies? A litter....box!
Kell- This is compliments of my husband. (He thinks he is so funny.) These are the kinds of things he tells our little boys. (I try not to encourage him.)
Mumstrat- The place in your home in which, as a mother, you keep all the nonsense that has nowhere else to go. For Mom's use only. aka a junk drawer dedicated to all the toys Mom must take away from her little devils. Or, where she hides the Christmas presents. A fabled place in which all the good stuff resides. Don't ever look for it, though. You may find something you wish you had never seen.
"Joey, stay out of Mom's mumstrat. That's where she keeps her extra eyeballs!"
Refra: Kitchen talk for lazy people. "Honey, can you get me a beer out of the refra?".
kolot
A large flat area of land where serbians gather to dance (see kolo)
Grame - This is what Flo has to clean up in her kitty litter box. "Ah jus' cay-ant bah-leeve thah grame at thah bottom uh thee-is litter bohcks." See also - "Can the cat converstion" from September 27, 2010 for additional background.
promen - a man with an extraordinary sense of cleaning the house without being asked to do so. Ex. John and Greg were promen in the home. Their wives were always pleased.
Also see "Make believe characters" such as Santa, the Easter bunny and Awesome Mother In laws.
snofallerrations: pronounced: SNO-FALL-ER-RATIONS: This is when someone exaggerates about the amount of snow that fell AT their house, ON their street. I love when you have driven an hour and 20 minutes in a BLIZZARD and the person at work (where there is about 3 inches of snow on the ground)who lives 5 minutes away says "You can't believe how much snow we have- it's weird it's just on MY street too".
alionses = simply put: n. pl. the secret identities (there's more than one, just to be safe) of the star of the Lion King.
Jinness. A delicious shake made primarily from Jiff peanut butter and Guinness. The consistency resembles sludge, but boy are they good. Get hammered while drinking your protein!
Noles (n., plural): Backyard pests who don't know how to take "NO!" for an answer.
Thanks for stopping by my site. I am following you back. Looks like a lot of fun here. Which is good cause I'm quite fond of fun.
Onto the game...
derlable - A German's soup spoon.
In a sentence:
I vent to make ze soup but I dropped derlable under der table.
I'm so excited! I've been practicing for this on all of those other web sites that captcha just for the heck of it. Here I go...
comisili (noun) - a store that sells ridiculous, maybe even silly, items.
Do you like my new rubber chicken? I got it at the comisili.
Crap. I feel like I was really rocking this at practice. Maybe I used up all of my captcha balderdash skillz.
Fulanamon (noun) - a man, like with the franks and beans and all even though he can totally pull off dressing/looking like a woman
Used in a sentence: What! Rue Paul is fulanamon, didn't you know?
LOVE this game! Captcha Balderdash is awesome!
sessann: a type of loveseat made popular during the American Revolution. The style was stolen from a French designer, hence the name and pronunciation: sess-On. Amongst the colonists there were many jokes about getting it on on the sessann.
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LINGUS-
Obviously, we all know that lingus is the second half of the rather racy yet unsexily technical term, cunnalingus. It is also used as the second half of Ireland's national airline, Aer Lingus. So, as far as I can tell, there is only one place where a sex act and an Irish airline overlap. Therefore, LINGUS must mean "transporting to a higher place while the people involved are commonly intoxicated".
I love Captcha Balderdash. Unfortunately I'm really dumb with the instructions. Every time I think I'm doing it right I'm always wrong. Actually, that can apply to my college and sex life as well. The more you know.
YEE HAW! I'm back. Sorry I've been away so long. Forgive me?
uterarea- Technical term for the general area of stomach flab where the uterus has expanded and contracted and expanded and contracted which no longer looks like it did before pregnancy. Accentuated by "mom jeans." Synonym: Front Butt.
her name is kelley kelley kelley.
Okay my word is Tionsis. Definition: unwanted growths throughout the body. Tionsis used in a sentence:
My friends tionsis used to get in her way when she did the warrior pose during power pilates.
Do you Likey!?!
80-St-Nixed
When your plans to get all dolled up and attend your husband's fancy schmancy office party in honor of St. Nick...are 86'd.
In a sentence:
Thanks, kid at my son's preschool who gave him pink eye and an ear infection! My dreams of socializing over expensive food and wine and feeling like an honest-to-god member of society have been 80-St-Nixed. For the second year in a row.
diplumbi: a diplomat who moonlights as a plumber on the side. named for their plumbing work and for being dumb.
Oh my god! I love this game!
spiled: this is how 'spilled' is pronounced in in North Carolina. No offense meant. I live in Minnesota and you know how we pronounce crap right? Oooof da!
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