Break Room News & my Thanksgiving Rap

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#1- THE BLOG
Do you like my new room?  Did you notice that the labels and comments section is now at the BOTTOM of the post?  Now, it's still quite new, so I haven't organized everything in the cabinets yet.  If you open any of those cabinet doors at the top of the Break Room (contact, blog awards, Captcha Balderdash, etc.) all you are going to find is a MESS!  I have GOT to get in here this weekend and clean this place up!  I'm just glad to have the cabinet space.  The Break Room was FOREVER in this one little area.  I begged and begged my manager to allow some more funds into the Break Room for a makeover and he finally said yes!  Yahoooooo!!!  So, thanks to Shay Bocks from Dumplin Design Studio, we can stretch out in here a little better.  If you are ever in need of web design, blog design, business cards, etc., Shay is your lady.  She is so efficient, so good and so NICE!  Thank you, thank you, thank you, Shay!

SIDENOTE: Since Shay was busy with her hammer and nails in here, the Break Room was not open most of yesterday.  I'm so sorry if you were really craving a Coke and couldn't get to the dadgum machine!  For the few that were able to stop and actually read my post "I'm giving up the BLOG and starting a BOG" from Wednesday afternoon, well, I'm so glad you're back.  I knew that piece was risky and tad bit scary.  It was one of those post ideas that kept pestering me, kind of like that manatee number, so I thought I might as well let the idea finally see some light.  I'm still in the bog business, so DO give me a call if I can be assistance to you.  Mwuhahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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#2- THE LUBY'S POST

That's a reeeeal fancy Luby's. Picture from
 Cleverly's Houston Restaurant Blog.
On to other business: my Ms. Luby's-Cafeteria-Worker-and-Food-Scooper post.  I wrote this ditty to the tune of "Real Men of Genius" on Monday.  PEOPLE, that was my most shared post on Facebook ever.  People were sharing it that worked at Luby's, that knew someone that worked at Luby's, that wished they were named Luby and who just liked it, I guess.  Somehow the post came across the desk of the Regional Marketing Manager of yummy, warm, healthy-for-you-for-the-most-part-cafeteria/restaurant chain.  She wrote me a really nice e-mail and is sending me a Luby's gift card and a cookbook.  I am so excited!  And I just can't hide it!  I'm about to lose control...  Oh, sorry.  Blame Gerald Ford (a.k.a., The Pointer Brother from my bog post).  I DO like me some Luby's, so I am really looking forward to that package. 

As a thank you gift, I'd like to go ahead & send this to you
now.  Send me your address when you get a chance (wink, wink).
http://www.toothgrill.com/

One other thing about that post, I mentioned a really odd item that the waitress-lady had on her cart (little snakes dipped in honey and then rolled in pecans) in addition to her water, tea, sugar, napkins, etc.  I said that anybody who read that part was SURELY reading the whole post and was entitled to all of my diamonds when I kick the bucket and sink down to the bottom of the bog.  I know you all have lots of blogs to read and that I can be verbose, so I expect people will scan the material.  I just impulsively threw in that snake bit and thought I'd throw a few diamonds to the people who caught it!  These are the people/blogs that YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY VISIT and that will be dripping with diamonds, I tell you...DRIPPING:

Heidi (she doesn't have a blog...yet!)
*FabuLeslie from Give Me Paws actually said she wanted the snakes dipped in agave nectar and rolled in sliced almonds.  I'll see what I can do, FabuLeslie.  I'll see what I can do!  Geez Louise...

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#3- THE THANKSGIVING RAP

The last item of business: my guest post.  You may remember that I wrote a Thanksgiving rap as part of Gigi's Thanksgiving Table feature over at Kludgy Mom I posted a link to the free, fun, full-of-recipes e-book in a post prior to Thanksgiving.  Because Gigi had so many great posts for her book and since all of those posts were being featured on her blog, there were more posts than days before Thanksgiving.  So, my time is now, people.  Now.  If you are interested in seeing how I transformed Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" into a Thanksgiving ditty, you'll want to click here.






15 comments:

Vivobello said... [Reply]

Congrats on the new digs! It looks great!

TV's Take said... [Reply]

It's so nice you got things more tidy. Your slothy friends says hello.

Sue said... [Reply]

Oooh! Structure! Order! Me likey! Kudos on the new look, Kelley. I've seriously been considering giving myself (well, my blog) a face lift, so perhaps I'll give Ms. Shay a jingle. Always good to have a personal reference. :)

Saimi said... [Reply]

Remodeling is always a mess but the end result is totally worth it!

Heidi said... [Reply]

The new digs look lovely. Gives me one more nudge towards creating my own blog.
Nice work, Kelley! (and keep up with the sassyness--your musings totally make my days worth opening my eyes for.)

Kristina P. said... [Reply]

I think the new place looks great. And that is awesome about Lubys!

Kimberly said... [Reply]

First of all, the thanksgiving rap made me want to wet my pants. You know, I'm totally sitting at my desk humming Ice Ice baby and have half the nursing staff on this unit humming it too. It's like a mental virus or something. But that? Was so facken hilarious.
Also, can my diamonds come in that loverly set of grills?
I can't get to your filing cabinet...it's coming up as x's...fix that. Pronto. Kidding.

Monkey Man said... [Reply]

The new look is so nice and clean. Bet it won't stay that way. I know how it goes when people romp through the3 Breakroom and leave dirty dishes and don't clean the microwave....gross.

An apology - I scanned. Guilty. And I am usually such a stickler for detail. I feel great shame. Plus I really could have used the diamonds for my piercing.

junebug said... [Reply]

I always love a great makeover. Looking fantastic!

W.C.Camp said... [Reply]

I like your makeover but after each section I wanted to leave comments and there was nowhere to leave them. Oh well, you probably will survive without my 63 I.Q. helping you out! P.S. I was reading along and all of a sudden you popped in with the dipped 'snakes' and I had to stop and re-read that line three times to make sure I was not nuts. GEE THANKS for that - you are driving me to drink ... COKE! W.C.C.

Cheeseboy said... [Reply]

There is a place called "Lubys"?! We don't have thoe in Utah, unless you count that oil change place. Congrats and you deserve to have all your posts shared on facebook from now until forever.

Tarja said... [Reply]

That is so freakin exciting about Luby's. You have arrived, girl. And also, I got a FedEx of diamonds today and I was wondering, Whaaa? NOW I get it! Can't wait to read the rap.

MommaKiss said... [Reply]

You sure did Lube that Luby post up, didn't ya. I'm waiting for the vlog at Kludgy Mom - while I do, I'll check out some of the peeps your pimpin.

Liz said... [Reply]

I LOVE your new comment link! wink, wink!

Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said... [Reply]

I deeply appreciate the comments being at the bottom of the post. Thank you!!!

Also, love the diamond teeth. So classy.

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