Do you want to play Captcha Balderdash again? If you are not sure what I am talking about, click here to go see the game we played last. The game originally started over on Striking Keys, so go there if you would like to see it New Zealand-style. She played it once. I wasn't sure if I should bring it back into the Break Room this month. There is always a great response from all of you, but I still thought you might be tired of seeing it... A few have asked me about it, so I brought it back. I guess I will judge from the responses if this will be the last time we play it here. I will link up the definitions to the author's blog/website in a following post. I always am thoroughly entertained by reading your definitions. I literally laugh out loud each and every time. But, still, I may be alone here, so let me know if I should dump Captcha Balderdash in the middle of a vat of steaming sewage.
Here's How to Play:
1. Go down to the "Comment" section and type in random symbols, like jds;fjs;lj OR sdfaslu9sodfjasdf OR aslkfjsp09dfoqwoijwe[aosdf. You can't go wrong. Just follow your heart.
2. Select who you are from the drop down menu. If you want to leave a comment anonymously (or don't have an account set up), click "anonymous".
3. Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word into your comment box and make up a definition for it. Submit that mess.
*FYI- I will turn Word Verification OFF after our little game. I promise!*
SALLYIN: When someone begins to act like Sally Fields in one of her many shows or movies. If you start acting all sweet and Gidget-like or become a nun and try to fly, someone might say you're "Sallyin". I pray you are never "sallyin" because you are in a similiar situation as her character M'Lynn was in Steel Magnolias below. If you want to become all emotional, watch this clip again:
OPORTION: What Irish people say when they just want a small part of something.
DYSIFIC: Your family is dysfunctional, but you still feel it is terrific. You tell everyone you have a "dysific" family. You go to family-style restaurants, like P.F. Chang's, and ask if you can eat it "dysfunctional family style" where everyone refuses to pass the plates, hoards all the brown rice to themselves, intentionally douses the person's plate to the left of them with gallons of soy sauce so as to ruin their Mongolian Beef, Honey Shrimp or Cashew Chicken, pelts each other relentlessly with fortune cookies, repeatedly spills tea in your mother's lap and then leaves the restaurant in linked arms while skipping and whistling.
Your turn!
24 comments:
LANNOY- Annoyed at someone for being lazy
Pronounced LA- Noid
Yes, I'm back. I just can't stay away from a good game of Captcha Balderdash. Here goes:
Gossuffl- (goss-UFF-uhl)- A term which had its birthplace on the endearing TLC series, "John & Kate Plus Eight." In its original form, it was a noun used by viewers when watching scenes in which the family of ten attempted to mobilize and go somewhere as a group, usually with much commotion, crying, and bickering ("Well, would you look at that GOSSUFL up on the TV screen, Harold? That's just craziness!") However, the term morphed itself into a derogatory adjective used to describe Kate's subsequent performances on Dancing with the Stars ("Holy Moly, Patrice! That excuse for a tango was plain GOSSUFL!")
Larimbi: Lorenzo Lamas' younger, weirder brother. They keep him in the attic. There is no record of Larimbi, but if you look closely at the attic window you might see the curtain move, and you may even catch a glimpse of Larimbi's tiny, shrunken head peering back at you.
** I'd just like to say for the record that I now feel kind of bad about this definition. What did Lorenzo Lamas (or Larimbi, for that matter) ever do to me?
hypsk - walking with a lisp.
Alex, my word is - Querpl - an off shade of purple. A queer purple. Querpl. Often used in place of Maple Surple when trying to rhyme with the word purple. See "You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd".
The word: Utel 6
Definition: When a woman's uterus has seen more turnover than a Motel 6. Bed Bug infestation is likely.
Used in a Sentence: Erin is really tired of being a Utel 6 so she'd better remember to swallow those stupid pink pills after the birth of this next one.
Prolixcrement- when some one talks and talks but you know everything they are saying is complete bullshit!
EX- He tried to make a point but I couldn't find it through all his prolixcrement!
Yay! Word games!
Nouse: the unknown plural of the word nice, often found grouped together with these other plural forms of words...mouses, mices, gooses, and mooses.
Sorry...that is the best I can do!
My first time playing!
Sconsin- Jonesin for Scones
crapopolis - the state of being for something not so good. IE: My living room is like crapopolis while while planning my wedding.
True Story.
Ouslly : French for "yes you crazy mother fucker" also known as "Yes silly"
Espanolamomessor -(ES SPAN OLE A MOM A SOR) This is when a Mom teaches her child how to understand his Spanish homework by taking the book into the bathroom (w/ the laptop- doing some research) and then helping him understand as though she has spoken and known the Spanish Language all her life!
Ok I'm still a bit fuzzy with the rules. Spalusn. I'm a spaz for lusn my brains!
Don't do it, Kelley. Don't kill captcha. Sue's response alone is reason to keep it going for all time.
Iverruca= the sudden realization that one's varicose veins resemble an unidentified yet authentic version of an Italian pasta dish. Note: this is not a happy moment.
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Uniserv: A new high-grade pharmaceutical from Bristol-Meyers-Squib, Uniserv allows people to transform from their regular gender into that of an asexual, androgynous being a la David Bowie in his glitter years. Perfect for vacations to Europe and/and trips to Neverland Ranch.
(Caution: Use of Uniserv may cause shrinkage, lady boils, day sweats and an intense desire to hump garbage men's legs.)
Orlocc (Or-lock) The state of being stuck in Orlando's grid-lock traffic four lanes over from the exit you need for Magic Kingdom.
Remelity - (Re-me-litee) A word developed in the late 90's to describe the new breed of reality show contestants. With the influx of reality shows including, but not limited to Survivor, The Real World, and Big Brother there also came an influx of egocentric individuals. They do not live in reality...in fact they thrive in their own little world, their remelity.
How exciting! I was hoping to get a chance at playing this!
spoodw: (noun), the disgusting collection of food and spittle that collects on a person's lip.
"Grandma, here's a napkin to clean off that spoodw."
grantstr- Okay this is perfect, a little boy in my daughter's class, who is angelic and devilish at the same time.
"Come here you little grantstr!"
shloppys - The baggy sweatshirt your wife puts on at night that says, "this shop is closed for the evening. Don't even try it."
I hate those shloppys!
eoloko - A danish term for an adolescent child fixated on wearing sombreros.
(side note: thanks for stopping by. I hope you enjoy some of my favorite songs. Be sure to check out The Black Keys. They're one of my new favs.)
1. Lorna Doones Rock. That is all.
(well, that is all for for #1)
2. When exactly is Captcha Balderdash played? Because I keep hearing about it but I never know exactly where and when to go. Cause I am SO all over this.
Love CB! ;0) Your description of Lorna Doones was my favorite part of the post ... my aunt used to send me tins of those at college. Tin after tin after tin. I can't even stand the sight of them now!!
Favorite word? Sconsin... don't know why. I just like it.
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