It's Captcha Balderdash time again!! This is the fourth time we've played this entertaining little word game here in the break room. Click here to see the introduction to Captcha Balderdash #3 and click here to see the wrap-up (everybody's funny and creative definitions).
Here's how you play:
1st- Go down to the "Post a comment section" and type in a single random letter or number.
2nd- Select who you are from the drop down menu. If you want to leave a comment anonymously (or don't have an account set up), click "anonymous".
3rd- Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word into your comment box and make up a definition for it or use the word in a sentence. Submit that mess.
Can I go first? Yes? Okay...here are my three...
boryept: A word some mothers yell to their sons when they want him to hurry the heck up, as in "Boy, hurry up!". Most find it much more convenient to just yell "BORYEPT, we have to go visit your daddeh in jail!"
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somenoot: A word people use in anger when they can't figure out who to blame for something, like vandalism, a dirty kitchen, a bad parking job, etc. "I was about to park right by the entrance to Dress Barn [that's where she bought that Annie Warbucks dress], but SOMENOOT parked in that spot all cattywampus and now I have to walk FIVE parking spots to mah store!!"
YOUR TURN!!
Come back on Wednesday to read all of the (PG-13) definitions with the name and/or link of it's creator!
Come back on Wednesday to read all of the (PG-13) definitions with the name and/or link of it's creator!
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Yes, I am the first to play!
Consnob: A con-man or con-woman who has very high standards and often turns his/her nose up at those who they consider to be lesser con-people
hosysuit
An outfit that you might think is appropriate for work, but is really not. Your friends will think to themselves: There she go again, wearing that hosysuit. She don't work the corner, but she shore looks it.
(you know you talk ghetto to yourself in your head and not like Mary Poppins)
I told you I'd be back! I've been absent too long, but you know I can't resist the Balderdash!
Here we go!
Cloments- a "cloment" is the period of time which is only a few seconds in duration when your house is clean and you stand in perfect splendor admiring your work before it is ruined by children un-cleaning it.
"OMG Melva! I was havin a cloment, but it didn't last too long 'cause li'l bubba scooted on in and drug horse poo from his boots with him all over mah clean floor!"
dunsidy - This is when you are using a word/phrase that is OVERUSED, Inappropriate, used in the wrong way, offensive,not classy, and can be applied to acronyms as well, but somehow it just keeps coming out of our mouths. Used in a sentance: I really wish my hubby who has called me a MILF for the 100th time, thinking it will turn me on, would realize he has committed a dunsidy.
Other forms of dunsidy's: retard (can't stand when people say this - most offensive, but everyone still does it from time to time -mostly kids) WAHM, SAHM, Redneck, GET ER DUN, sexting, I'm sure you can think of a few more!
inutm -
I think that one speaks for itself!!
Sorry. I keep making typos today. Let's try again:
Here's mine: Repulae = a slimy, brainless invertebrate that, if granted voting privileges, would lean towards the GOP.
Great game, Kelley!
xoRobyn
LUATTA- Luatta give me a minute to check it out!
-Shantel
SUMNI- "Maynard, did you hear about that big SUNMI that just hit China??? I hear them people damn near got warshed away!" ....Yes, I know I said warshed..lol.
-Joy
OPHANTS, PROPCO & MOLFISMA- Your honor..I understand that this is my client's second ophants regarding the first crime in question. But I beg you not to get caught up in the propco. He's just a young guy showing off his molfisma.
-Joy
LIFFERA- Girl did you hear Tyerell got LIFFERA in prison for murder? LOL
-Bryan
Twasntmie: Usually invisible, knome-like creature that hops from home to home making messes. You will know that they have visited after asking your kids, "Who made this mess?" Answer: Twasntmie
-Tiffany M
DERUITA- I'm not joking, I'm deruita.
-Shantel
Okay, my mother used to say this when I was a kid-
Finabala- "Oh finabala, I can't get this T.V to work!"
Meep- Oh my meep what was that?
ooo oooo, I love this game!
Oh, MAN! You should have seen that guy and his houshot! He is uh-MAZING at the hoops, and when he jumped up like that? Houshot in da house!!!
Ha! When I tried to submit this one, I got another word that I couldn't resist because it goes so well with my week last week...
OW. My throat is sorrh! I guess that's what happens when you get strep throat. It's not just sore. It's sorrh!
MANYMBLE- a word for a lively & spry mother
-Andy
CANSTAI- the ugly chick has to go but you canstai.
-Beau
SEDPER- verb. The dance steps necessary to navigate through a floor strewn with tiny toys. "She had to sedper through the legos to get to his bed to kiss him goodnight".
-Tiffany M.
waysiout - A synonym for exit in certain fairy tales such as Alice in Wonderland. If you look closely, you will see a neon sign when Alice is underground. It reads 'Waysiout.'
Subscise - the workout your arm gets moving your sandwich from the table to your mouth at Subway.
Shilly - a word used to describe a woman in the future.
"Kasci skinny as a skeleton but da way she atin' them wangs, shilly big as an elephant when she get old!"
Codgerdovekill - When a confused old person mistakenly strangles a backyard bird in attempts to send their first tweet.
Drisann
Here's one for you songsters . . .
Drisann rings like a bell in the night
and would you love to love her.
Fun game!
Imamoron. Yeah, try as I might I don't get this game. Love the comments and pics and your words, I'm just too stupid to get it. Damn my lack of prep for the SATs back in '87.
Wonky--sounds just like it means. :) Love that!
Undsit.
This is one of those snazzy, new hybrid words, like Brangelina or Beniffer. Undsit, however, does not refer to people.
It refers to pants. Underpants, to be specific.
An Undsit can be used to describe any number of desperate undergarment situations, such as, but not limited to: VPL, wedgies, or granny panties on a hot date.
Example: Her outfit was amazing, until she turned around. There was a major undsit going on back there.
Weenis- when little boys are still to little to have a penis but too old to have a wee-wee.
"Go to you room and play with that boy, no one wants to see your Weenis!"
ggiazo - GiGi's alter ego was evil, so she was referred to as ggiazo.
"That GiGi can be a real bitch sometimes. A regular GGiazo."
Sorry it was the best I could do with a lame Verification Word.
COMMWHENTOX:
She got a CWI last night. Her first Commenting While Intoxicated, so I think the charges might be dropped - but her Sentence-Logic-Level tested positive for Asshole.
Flying Chalupa FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!
I think that's the best one yet, don't you agree, Kelley?
uh, my captcha on this one was...
ABLEN- the common mispronunciation and misspelling of Abilene. Hillbillies are prone to doing that...
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if at first you do not succeed try try again... that 1st attempt was me trying to play with my kids practically on top of me. they play very well alone until I get on the computer or try and make a phone call - then I'm like a friggin magnet!
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poulme krAzie - (pull me crazy) an act of pulling, prodding...perfected by the young to prevent a parent from having a minute of peace in front of the computer, on the phone or during the last few critical moments of a TV program.
After 3 attempts my job here is complete!
Amy @ http://mommetime.com/
dunsidy - This is when you are using a word/phrase that is OVERUSED, Inappropriate, used in the wrong way, offensive,not classy, and can be applied to acronyms as well, but somehow it just keeps coming out of our mouths. Used in a sentance: I really wish my hubby who has called me a MILF for the 100th time, thinking it will turn me on, would realize he has committed a dunsidy. Other forms of dunsidy's: retard (can't stand when people say this - most offensive, but everyone still does it from time to time -mostly kids) WAHM, SAHM, Redneck, GET ER DUN, sexting, I'm sure you can think of a few more!
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