It is possible that I will get tired of seeing the definitions made up by myself and you all in the Captcha Balderdash game started originally by Striking Keys at some point. Here's the link to Captcha Balderdash #2 played last month: link. That time has not come yet, **co-workers. The time where I laugh, giggle, snicker, snort and guffaw out loud at the things you all write is still here. My plan is to play it in the break room on the first Monday of each month until I want to kick it in it's behind and get it outta here. I hope if you have played before, you will play again, and if you have NEVER played you, you'll play this time. A friend said she was intimidated that her definition would not be dazzling or witty enough, so she didn't post anything. The simplest definitions can be the most hilarious! During Captcha Balderdash #2, my friend Jodi said that "LABEG" was a homeless French guy. Those 4 words were enough for me to get my oxygen tank out. I cracked up! So, seriously, play along. The more, the funnier!
Last time, I said I was going to pick the top 5 and feature them in my next blog post. I just couldn't pick 5. I absolutely loved them all. So, this time I will post all of them with a link to your site, if you have one, in my blog post for Wednesday. It's a great way for the readers of this blog to see more about YOU! I just request that the definitions be PG-13, as all types of people read this blog and I don't want to lose any of them. That's not too annoying of a request, right? Right? Hey! Why are you walkin' off?1st- Go down to the "Post a comment section" and type in random symbols, like jds;fjs;lj OR sdfaslu9sodfjasdf OR aslkfjsp09dfoqwoijwe[aosdf. You can't go wrong. Just follow your heart.
2nd- Select who you are from the drop down menu. If you want to leave a comment anonymously (or don't have an account set up), click "anonymous".
3rd- Click "post a comment", type in your nonsense "CAPTCHA" word into your comment box and make up a definition for it or use the word in a sentence. Submit that mess.
Can I go first? Here are my three:
MARIZATI-
A maserati full of el hombres, sombreros y guitarras from a mariachi band. Picture the car on the left filled with everything in the picture on the right.
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HINCISHI-
I really wanna go to tha hog wrasslin' tournament with ya, brother, but mama said I'dda hafta skin that hog all by myse-yelf once ah done caught tha thang!! HINCISHI said that, I don't wanna go! Nah, I'd eat that thar hog, but I don't want NO PART in skinnin' the nasty beast! That's plum DEEEEEEEEESGUSTIN'!
UNESSES-
Ulysses S. Grant's twin sister. Picture the guy on the right with a long, blonde, curly wig and you'll visualize old Uni, as she liked to be called (pronounced "you-nee"). I couldn't find a picture of UNESSES, but I hear they looked exactly alike. My research reveals that she was actually just outside of this picture sticking her tongue out at him and making other obnoxious faces. He did not appreciate it oooooooooooone bit.
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(But, first, a few words from the management...)
(But, first, a few words from the management...)
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25 comments:
so, yeah..I'm playing
"nalloo" was may captcha
and that is the acronym for the bathroom at the National Aerospace Labs
GEDOMAGG- even less successful than Betamax
-Kelly
UNIANDUCT- Who doesn't know that unibrows & duct tape go together? How else would you tame those suckers?
-Han
*ghetto girl to her friend* Girl, I can't handle all the striss these kids put me thru!
That last definition was from my Facebook friend, Bryan!
Soca-pit-squeek - The sound that soccer moms make while they are watching their kids play soccer and one of the moms mentions Brad Pitt.
Wow! That pandst is ridiculous! It's way too gooey and slimey, but it does looks sweet and delicious. How can you even think about eating something like that when you have your wedding coming up so soon, though?! You won't be able to fit into your dress!
onvue - Pronounced (on-view) This happens when you are being seen with a critical eye by others. (usually while doing something out of the ordinary) Typically occurs when you are in the company of other women and you might have dated their husband before, or even worse he paid you a compliment in front of his significant other. Used in a sentance: As I left the restroom, I knew soon I would be onvue and I would have to just act as natural as possible.
trampede: when you are trampled during a stampede
I've been wanting to do this for a while...
"fibrosub"- a prefabricated home constructed in the likeness of a large sandwich, hold the mayo. Typically, the neighborhood eyesore that deflates surrounding market values.
I really wanted to use the first one, but it could not have possibly been kept in the PG-13 guidelines. Glad you specified! ;)
Wow I guess if you keep this up you will have a enough material for a book!!! Good Job.
My Captcha word was "refflie"
Well this is easy enough. "Refflie" is the spirited trumpet solo to call ravenous soccer fans to gather and admonish the game officials for a bad offside kick call. The crowd will chant in unison "Reff Lie, Reff Lie, Reff Lie" until the refferee walks off the field and falls asleep on his 'nappy-time' cot (along with the rest of the soccer Super Fans). W.C.C.
peentso- Is this new fad which turning 25 has obviously left me out of the loop on. "Peentso" is a vernacular combination of two real English words: "pants so", only no one says the proper English anymore. Apparently having pants so big that you have to wear basketball shorts under them to cover your leopard print boxers is in now. And the girls love it. They love it so much they say things like "Oh boy, your peentso big!". In fact, a jeans company has taken up the word and is now using it as their brand name.
PS.YAY GUEST POST FOR ME! Can't see the pics on this computer but will try on lap top. If it does't work I shall let you know. :)
BROUND-a round pizza holding device used in place of the box!
Another round! Too much fun!
Pyroto- (pronounced py-ro-toe): Term often used to describe specific super hero powers where said super hero can catch objects on fire using only his/her big toe.
Tranter--The toilet that doubles as a planter in the front yards of most double-wides in Appalachia. It's often seen along with retired F-250's that have been given the place of honor on cinder blocks, silk flowers in the garden, the spitoon on the porch, and the occasional bath tub. ??
evehrr - when most commonly used by kids in a car in a trip and prefaced by we wont be there for- EVEHRR... ( must be whined at high octave to be used properly. )
OMG but then I just got troomm
we ALL know TROOMM. When the kids are playing ball in the yard and the window gets busted out the mom is so mad she is screaming every name of ever kid she has ever met even though those aren't the right names, she ends it with "GO TROOM !" and you can go there 4 EVEHRR ! ( from my last captcha)
I'm really struggling with typing nonsense to get my captcha word. I feel the need to write a composition. Why can't I just let go?!
My word:
Dises (pronoun) dis-iz'
A pronoun commonly used by the under three set. Example: Dises mine toys. I not want shares dem.
Dises, however, is not unique to the young. In certain regions of the United States, the word is used by adults, as well. Example: Dises mine gun. Get offa mine land or Ima shoot dis here gun atchoo.
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I got a fun word when I went to submit this comment: platests.
Platests (noun) plate-ists
People committed to the use of plates, and plates only. Platests cannot abide the use of bowls, even when all the plates are dirty. Platests also tend to prefer basic, round, standard-sized plates. Please, no square plates. No bowl-ish plates, with a little lip on them. Those bowl-plate hybrids greatly offend the platests.
pralize ~ An oral lubricant that makes it easier for people with messed up mouths to swallow pralines.
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OH YEAH...my word is pronouced PRA-LEEZE
Hi Kelley and thanks for following me! I followed you back!
My word was quintanta: (noun)a mexican pastry, served in groups of five, biscuit like texture with a honey cinnamon topping.
"beerackno" - an abbreviated form of "beeracknomore". A wistful expression uttered by a mom who misses the breastfeeding days. B rack no more. It's all A cup from here on out.
Okay,I came back and my captcha definition from last night sucked. I'm trying again...
AHA! Got me a winner.
fitent: adverb (pronounced-fittin)- on the verge of or reasonably close to.
"Billy Bob! You'd better be gittin that thar room clean, ya herr?"
"Maaaw! Amma fitent-tuh! I's jus tryin tuh get mah shotgun oiled fer dove seesin. Just a cottin-pickin minit!"
jkjjik I want a word!
huh? directions again PLEAASSEE
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