EVERY TIME I hear "California Gurls" by Katy Perry & Snoop Dogg, I think of different words for it. Words that have to do with Italian food, like pizza & linguini. Maybe I should stop listening to that song before lunch or on my way to stock up on frozen pizza. If you are not familiar with this song, listen to it by clicking on this mess: sdfja;sdfasfjaskdfjsfu09235209384askdjfalsj. Because this is my blog & my outlet for clearing the craziness out of my brain on a routine basis, I decided to post my little rendition of the ditty. I'm sorry. Also, be aware that I was not able to get the REAL Katy Perry & Snoop Dogg, as apparently they are very busy, but was able to find acceptable back-ups.
About the artists...Scoop Hogg
He used to work in an ice cream store but hardly sold any ice cream. His favorite flavor is Gin & Juice Jamboree. He also likes to wear multiple twisted pigtails.
Lady Scary
She eats pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner and will not hesitate to grab your slice as it makes it way from your hand to your mouth. Despite all that pizza, her skin is clear thanks to ProActive.
Scoop Hogg: Greetings stuffed ones, do you need a gurney?
Lady Scary:
My kitchen is a place
Where you won't be gettin' any leaner
My Di Giorno's warm, hot or mild
You better drink it some with water
Scoop Hogg's sippin' gin & juice
Laying underneath my frontyard trees
While his boys
Break their necks
Tryna creep a little extra piece (nuh-uh)
You could travel the whole store
But no pizza comes close
To the Di Giorno I love most
Once you eat the thin cru-ust
You'll be falling in love
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
The Di Giorno Girls
We're unforgettable
In our Daisy Dukes
with our muffin tops
Tomato-sauce on our skin
We're hot
Can we have that popsicle?
Ooooooh oh Oooooooh
The Di Giorno Girls
We're undeniable
Our pizza's fine, fresh & here
We got the slices on lock
Those who eat the most represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
We eat it at the beach
We don't mind sand with our tomatoes
We eeeeeaaaat
In my Jeep
Scoop Hoggy Hog adjusts the stereo
You could travel the whole store
But no pizza comes close
To the Di Giorno I love most
Once you eat the thin cru-ust
You'll be falling in love
Ooooooh oh ooooooh
The Di Giorno Girls
We're unforgettable
In our Daisy Dukes
with our muffin tops
Tomato-sauce on our skin
We're hot
Can we have that popsicle?
Oooooh oh oooooooh
The Di Giorno Girls
We're undeniable
Our pizza's fine, fresh & here
We got the slices on lock
Those who eat the most represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
Scoop Hogg:
You ain't toned, tanned
Fit but your giddy
Wash up, the pizza's 'bout ready
Whoever's wild, wild & eats the most
Those are the girls I love the most
She's the one
And she'll call you hon
When you feed her
And tell her
The pizza's done.
Those girls like to eat
In the kitchen or jeep
but mostly on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love a buffet
Just like I love L.A.
Olives or spinach
And pepperoni with cheese
I love my pizza with everything
All my boys
Hangin' out
Waitin' 'till that lass
Says the pizza's out
Linguini, tortellini, fettucine
No bellinis
Just my drink
And my Di Giornie
Lady oh lady
(yeah)
Come over here baby
(uh huh)
I'm gonna share witchu, yo
Cause you representin' Di Giorno
(ohhhh yeahh)
Lady Scary (chorus)
The Di Giorno Girls
We're unforgettable
In our Daisy Dukes
with our muffin tops
Tomato-sauce on our skin
We're hot
Can we have that popsicle?
Oooooh oh oooooooh
The Di Giorno Girls
We're undeniable
Our pizza's fine, fresh & here
We got the slices on lock
Those who eat the most represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh
Scoop Hogg:
(The Di Gioooooooooooooorno, the Di Gioooooooorno girls, the Di Giooooooooorno, the Di Gioooooooooorno girls)
Di Giorno girls man
I wish they all could be
Di Giorno girls
(Di Gioooooooooooorno)
I really wish
You all could be
Di Giorno girls
(Di Gioooooooorno girls)
12 comments:
That.is.awesome.
I especially like the line about the muffin tops.
LoL. Love it.
Are you sure your name is not Gilbert or Sullivan? Cute lyrics but mostly I thank you for introducing me to this song. I have heard it in passing in stores and such but never knew what they were saying. I really wish it was about pizza though then I would like it better!
W.C.C.
Ha ha ha! Kelley, this is some funny, funny stuff. Snoop would approve. (Although, he would approve of anything for enough Mary Jane.)
I left a comment over on FNS, but I wanted to leave one here, too! Thanks for reading my blog and keep up the awesome creativness here:)
HA HA! You are one creative Janitor. I'm going to beg you now and ask that you Please Please Please record this on youtube and add the link to your blog - Please! I know you will be an instant hit and your followers will all say they heard/read it here first.
I agree that if you recorded this and made a satire video it would be a big hit! I must admit though, I've always preferred Freschetta.
Nice! I can't get that song out of my head either. Now I have new lyrics.
Cute lyrics.. . this coming from a gal that doesn't really like pizza.
LOVE IT KELLEY!!! ;) THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!
*tearing up* Its beautiful. I feel like you are singing about me. Except my muffin top is more like a Pillsbury Grand biscuit.
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