Bright spots & spitwads

Roxane at Days gave me a "Sunshine Award"!  Thanks so much, Roxane!  I think your blog is a sunshine-y place, too.  Roxane writes a very real, fun and witty blog that I hope you will check out!  I hope that my little SPOT on the dubyadubyadubya DOT (that was absolutely horrible and I fully realize it) is a bright place to be.  As I said in my last post, I intentionally TRY to make this blog a cheerful place that does not cross many boundary lines into sticky, hot topics (such as fresh tar).  I sometimes wonder if I should just abandon that plan and get after it when I read something I disagree with on other blogs, in the newspaper (okay...the Q&A section of Parade magazine), on CNN (the brief part I see when on the treadmill), on Fox (the parts I catch as I cross the livingroom to go eat cookies in the kitchen), etc.  Most of the time, I decide it is best to just stick to writing about things that I find funny.  Maybe one of these days I'll abandon it all and arrive on my blog on top of a soapbox, but I doubt it.  Those little Lever 2000 boxes can't hold much weight.

Part of the deal with The Sunshine Award is to pass it on to 12 other bloggers.  Some of these blogs are very new to me and some I have been following for a while (like my friend Kristy's blog, Kiki's Crowd, down there).  There are so many great ones out there, of course, but I have picked 12 that I find amusing, funny, uplifting or inspirational.  I'm sure you'll agree!


 I also fully realize that many of you may not participate in blog awards.  Ain't no thang, chicken wang!  Although I may wail loudly while pounding my fists into my forehead over your decision to stop the award right here and now, I will recover.  I will post again.

That's all I got for right nah-yow.  I'll be back in a day or so.  I would love to post 2-3 times a week, but I just signed up for spitwad lessons and I'm not sure how much free time I'm going to have for blogging.  Ever since middle school, I have wanted to know just how to shoot a saliva soaked wad of paper at a high speed out of straw.  So, you can imagine when I saw "Spitwad 101: Learn to spit like a nit-wit" in the continuing education for adults magazine that goes around town, I signed up!  I was absolutely enamored with the art of spitwad propelling back in the day, so I am thrilled to learn to do it myself. I loved watching the gummy wads of paper being shot up to the ceiling during middle school right behind my teacher's back.  Those gummy paper dots looked so terrified clinging to the ceiling hoping that they'd stick forever.  Anyway, I'm expected to arrive at the local junior college with a pack of 1,234,523,634,364,2346,747,452 straws (apparently, they sell packs like that at Sam's) and an SUV full of Mead notebook paper bright and early tomorrow morning.  I just finished reading "Spitwads for Dummies", so I feel slightly more prepared than most of my future classmates.  I am so excited to start on what I hope grows to be a life-long rewarding hobby!  I plan being a very good student so I can learn how to get my kids right behind the ears when they start acting up.  I could do it very quickly in public places and from across the room.


18 comments:

Roxane said... [Reply]

Aww, you are too good to me!

There is an overhead lamp at the local IHOP with my spit wads on it from something like 6 years ago. I'm not kidding. Needless to say, I am a pro, so if you need anybody for private tutoring, you can count on me.

Angela Noelle of Striking Keys said... [Reply]

Well BLESS YOU! I'm tickled. /semi-stifled giggles

Nikki said... [Reply]

Thank you so much for the award....they totally make my day!!! I do participate...I'm just a little behind.
Hope you have a wonderful Monday!!

Silver Strands said... [Reply]

Why, thank you SO much Kelley! That fact that it came from the wittiest blogger in blog-land ... well, it means a lot :) And I'll play along. Thanks for following - I'm following back. Have a great week!
oxox
Denalee

Ratz said... [Reply]

Hey hey.... congrats on the award... That is my favourite award Kelly.... It just means a lot

lexlocilori said... [Reply]

haha. the Q&A section of Parade is pretty much all that interests me.

Lyndsay said... [Reply]

A spitwad class? for real? That's amazing! Sign me up!

xo
Lyndsay
http://hepoppedthequestionshesaidyes.blogspot.com/

The Robin's Nest said... [Reply]

You are too nice! Thanks for the award. I love that! Today with the depression setting in upon the realization that my husband really is gone for the next 14 days and the kids and I are alone to fend for ourselves - that was the sunshine in my day I needed!

I do participate but I will probably super slow about it. Once I get a few free moments to myself after I get the kids to bed I will probably be very busy drinking :)

Thank you so much!

Crystal said... [Reply]

Kelley you are the best! Thanks for this! Pass it on all the way, I say.

Sarah Maizes said... [Reply]

Thank you SO much for blog awards!!!!! I LOVE you! How do I do it!? How do I do it!? How do I do it!?

Best,

Sarah @ www.MommyLiteOnline.com

Dallen said... [Reply]

Kelley! Look at us. Friends at last! I knew it would happen eventually! ...actually I haven't ever seen your blog until today, right now... but let me tell you it's QUITE amusing. And, let me tell you this, you definitely deserve this award. Sunshiney is spot on!

I love your Bit Lots argument. And I love even more that you wrote them a letter. Sounds like something I would do myself (You should read my King of Tonga post). haha...

HEY. genius idea. I'm gonna write Big Lots to officially endorse our blogs. ... we'll get a no (or a no response I'm sure), but just imagine those high nosed executives reading our letter.

have a good one.

Kristine said... [Reply]

Thanks a lot, Kelley! I'm touched, I really am!

But, even if I've been around the blog world for a couple of years, I haven't really understood how this works.
Can you fill me in? Is there something I now can post on my own blog, like a "proof" that you gave me the award? And, how do I pass this on?

Kristine said... [Reply]

(Forgot: I'm Kristine from Light and Shadow)

Alicia said... [Reply]

congrats on the award! and seriously...the art of spit-wadding is a very delicate form...good luck in your saliva doused endeavors!

Tiffany said... [Reply]

congratulations on the award and thanks for passing along the blog love!

soap boxes never hold me either--i wonder if it has something to do with bag of doritos i just inhaled.

Angela said... [Reply]

As a teacher I am thankful its adults taking the spitwad class and not children that is unless they plan on teaching their children. :o) Congrats on your award!

Liz said... [Reply]

LOL, thanks for making all of us smile :)

laurenne said... [Reply]

I JUST SAW THIS NOW!!!!! Where was I? HA! Whoops. THANK you, man!

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